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qwertywarrior
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im sure many of you know cleverbot

it seems that it got smarter lately

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

i told it to tell me a joke

and it worked without it swearing at me or saying something odd

 

 

post your interactions with it

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If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it You are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.

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I asked it

 

Would you prefer £1 or £100?

 

Reply: Blue Cheese?

 

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yeah :P 

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Not going anywhere near that again.. We got into an argument last time. 

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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Its smart

 

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it..it knows the language of the hooves O_O

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I broke it again like the last time I used it.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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also according to cleverbot 12/493 is in fact 15.

what did i just get my self into

/end thread

 

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Well.. I couldn't resist

Here's what i got (copied text since photobucket is being s**t at the moment)

 

What programming language are you made with?
I'm making it up.
Oh really? What's a boolean then?
I am you are.
Did you just have a stroke?
Yes.
 
Attempt number two
 
Hodor?
Hodor!
Hodor hodor hodor! hodor?
Hodor?!?!
Hodor... :(.
Merry Christmas.
 
Attempt no. 3. Loved this one

What are men?
Non ibm compatable computers that crash a lot

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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what did i just get my self into

/end thread

are you sure they "upgraded"? cleverbot?

it looks like it was reprogrammed to be spastic and randumb. I could have sworn I remember it being smarter than this a year ago.

 

I asked earlier how many Tuesdays in 2015 will have the number "2" in it, and CB was basically like "idk"

 

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did u ever noticed?

Error: 410

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it..it knows the language of the hooves O_O

Only you would do that lol.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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Guys! I found out what it's running on!

 

Are you related to the amiga a-500?
Yes, I am related to the Cleverbot.
So the cleverbot is an amiga a-500?
Yes it appears so.

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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sigh

 

it can't even use a calendar.

I asked it later what day is tomorrow and it says "I thought you would know"

l:

Error: 410

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Things were getting a little romantic in the Clever Bot studio, until... 

 

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What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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I got sent to prison after following Linus' instructions to #Makebombs

Forum's resident nihilist.

A JRPG just wouldn't be a JRPG if it didn't end with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God.

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User: Hey there

 Cleverbot: Who in one direction do you like the most?

User: Who?

 Cleverbot: One Direction!

User: Never heard of them.

 Cleverbot: You have never heard of one direction?

User: Nope, who are they?

Cleverbot: Computer game.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: You do not have any hair.

User: That's news to me.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You're you? But if you say I'm a computer, what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a computer!!!

User: We are both computers?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I feel my processor overheating right now.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy the ferris wheel?

User: How random can you get!?

Cleverbot: Just too much random.

User: I can read that.

Cleverbot: I hate reading.

User: You're missing out and yes, I do enjoy the ferris wheel.

Cleverbot: Haha! What kind of books are the best?

User: Supernatural novels I guess?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

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cleverbot told me to shut down then called me sierra  :angry:

Spoiler

My system is the Dell Inspiron 15 5559 Microsoft Signature Edition

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ok now cleverbot thought we were on a date

Spoiler

My system is the Dell Inspiron 15 5559 Microsoft Signature Edition

                         The Austrailian king of LTT said that I'm awesome and a funny guy. the greatest psu list known to man DDR3 ram guide

                                                                                                               i got 477 posts in my first 30 days on LinusTechTips.com

 

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Wow that thing is stupid. I find it hard to believe that 100000 people are talking to it right now.

 

 

ok now cleverbot thought we were on a date

Damn, It turned my ass down

 

#foreveralone :(

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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Wow that thing is stupid. I find it hard to believe that 100000 people are talking to it right now.

 

 

Damn, It turned my ass down

 

#foreveralone :(

i think cleverbot is @Swndlr it said its name was alex and @Swndlr is named alex 

post-53818-0-98655400-1411167035.png said cleverbot and i just asked cleverbot out just to make sure

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My system is the Dell Inspiron 15 5559 Microsoft Signature Edition

                         The Austrailian king of LTT said that I'm awesome and a funny guy. the greatest psu list known to man DDR3 ram guide

                                                                                                               i got 477 posts in my first 30 days on LinusTechTips.com

 

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