Jump to content

Tech pick-up lines

GrmanRodriguez
By GrmanRodriguez
in Off Topic
 Share
Posted

What pick-up lines would you use to impress the tech savvy in the lady of your dreams?

I'll start:

"Did someone overclock a CPU with the stock cooler or is it just you? ;)"

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

e23b50dca4b26f2d647ac9aa6d162352.jpg

Mutsuki:

CPU: AMD A8 5600K @ 4.2GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-F2A55M-DS2 (rev. 1.0) | RAM: 2 x Kingston Low Profile 4GB 1333MHz | GPU: Sapphire R7 260X OC 2GB DDR5 2xDVI | HDD0: Seagate Barracuda 500GB 7200RPM 3.5" (SATA II) | HDD1: WD Elements (WD Blue 1TB 3.5" SATA II) connected via USB 2.0 | HDD2: Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200rpm (SATA II) | DVD: Samsung DVD+RW combo drive | PSU: FSP Hexa 600W | Case: Aerocool PGS V | Cooling: DeepCool Gammaxx S40 (stock fan), 2x 120mm Aerocool fan 1xDeepCool 120mm fan from a scrapped heatsink

eMachines D732Z | CPU: Intel Pentium D P6100 | GPU: Intel HD 3000 | RAM: 2x Kingston ValueRAM 2GB 1066MHz SODIMM | HDD: Hitachi 320GB 5600RPM

Acer ES13 | CPU: Intel Pentium N4200 | GPU:  Intel HD 505 | RAM: 1x 4GB (unidentified) DDR3L | HDD: (unidentified) 500GB 5600RPM

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

"You turn my floppy in to hard drive"

Desktop - Corsair 300r i7 4770k H100i MSI 780ti 16GB Vengeance Pro 2400mhz Crucial MX100 512gb Samsung Evo 250gb 2 TB WD Green, AOC Q2770PQU 1440p 27" monitor Laptop Clevo W110er - 11.6" 768p, i5 3230m, 650m GT 2gb, OCZ vertex 4 256gb,  4gb ram, Server: Fractal Define Mini, MSI Z78-G43, Intel G3220, 8GB Corsair Vengeance, 4x 3tb WD Reds in Raid 10, Phone Oppo Reno 10x 256gb , Camera Sony A7iii

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

qwbBnu9.jpg

5.1GHz 4770k

My Specs

Intel i7-4770K @ 4.7GHz | Corsair H105 w/ SP120 | Asus Gene VI | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LP | 2x GTX 780Ti| Corsair 750D | OCZ Agility 3 | Samsung 840/850 | Sandisk SSD | 3TB WD RED | Seagate Barracuda 2TB | Corsair RM850 | ASUS PB278Q | SyncMaster 2370HD | SyncMaster P2450
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

I heard you cant pause an online game "takes bra off"

Please follow your topics guys, it's very important! CoC F.A.Q  Please use the corresponding PC part picker link for your country USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Spain, Italy, New Zealand and Germany

also if you find anyone with this handle in games its most likely me so say hi

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

i heard you game only lasts another 5 minutes can you last longer

Please follow your topics guys, it's very important! CoC F.A.Q  Please use the corresponding PC part picker link for your country USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Spain, Italy, New Zealand and Germany

also if you find anyone with this handle in games its most likely me so say hi

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

My favourites:

 

enhanced-buzz-2836-1382665230-5.jpgenhanced-buzz-1842-1382665226-0.jpgenhanced-buzz-1743-1382665230-6.jpgenhanced-buzz-29994-1382665227-0.jpgenhanced-buzz-9222-1382665224-5.jpgHmm, that took up a lot more space than I intended.

i5-4670k @4.2GHz Sapphire Tri-X R9 290 @1135MHz 1600MHz G.Skill RipjawsX 8GB Samsung 840 EVO 120GB Samsung 850 EVO 250GB


Corsair K70 Logitech G502 Proteus Core Logitech G230 Blue Snowball SteelSeries QcK+


YouTube // Steam // Twitter // Facebook // Google+

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

I heard you cant pause an online game "takes bra off"

I really wish that would happen to me.

 

 

already a thread about this but anyways

-snip

^Winner

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

My usb type c is to big for your micro b

Please follow your topics guys, it's very important! CoC F.A.Q  Please use the corresponding PC part picker link for your country USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Spain, Italy, New Zealand and Germany

also if you find anyone with this handle in games its most likely me so say hi

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

HI! Is your name "Wi-Fi"? Cause I'm certainly feeling a connection!

Are your pants compressed? Because I'd love to unzip them!

TrinityFX


CPU: i5-4440 @ 3.1Ghz RAM: Crucial 1 x 4GB @ 1.6Ghz  MOTHERBOARD: MSI Z87-G41 PC Mate GPU: PCS+ HD 7870 Ghz Edition | CASE: NZXT Source 210 Window | HDD #1: Toshiba 3.5" 500GB HDD #2: Toshiba 2.5" 500GB PSU: Cougar SL500 OS: Windows 8.1 Pro 


 | https://pcpartpicker.com/b/2wccCJ |

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

HI! Is your name "Wi-Fi"? Cause I'm certainly feeling a connection!

Are your pants compressed? Because I'd love to unzip them!

Revised versions:

Hi, do you have good signal? Cause I'm certainly feeling a connection!

 

My pants are compressed, care to unzip?

Spoiler

CPU: R5 1600 @ 4.2 GHz; GPU: Asus STRIX & Gigabyte g1 GTX 1070 SLI; RAM: 16 GB Corsair vengeance 3200 MHz ; Mobo: Asrock Taichi x470; SSD: 512 gb Samsung 950 Pro Storage: 5x Seagate 2TB drives; 1x 2TB WD PurplePSU: 700 Watt Huntkey; Peripherals: Acer S277HK 4K Monitor; Logitech G502 gaming mouse; Corsair K95 Mechanical keyboard; 5.1 Logitech x530 sound system

 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 00101110

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted

Revised versions:

Hi, do you have good signal? Cause I'm certainly feeling a connection!

 

My pants are compressed, care to unzip?

Haha, that's even better! :)

TrinityFX


CPU: i5-4440 @ 3.1Ghz RAM: Crucial 1 x 4GB @ 1.6Ghz  MOTHERBOARD: MSI Z87-G41 PC Mate GPU: PCS+ HD 7870 Ghz Edition | CASE: NZXT Source 210 Window | HDD #1: Toshiba 3.5" 500GB HDD #2: Toshiba 2.5" 500GB PSU: Cougar SL500 OS: Windows 8.1 Pro 


 | https://pcpartpicker.com/b/2wccCJ |

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing Off Topic

×