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In FORUM, August 16th, 2014

A DECLARATION

By the REPRESENTATIVES OF THE

FORUM,

In GENERAL FORUM ASSEMBLED,

 

Today we encountered a great victory. We have defeated the infamous magic and potion dealer. He was advertising his illegal magic and potion business on this Forum we call home. We would not stand for it. We fought the great fight. Made a few jokes about his mother whilst in battle. But thanks to the great warriors known as 'The Moderators', we not only won the battle, we won the war. Sure, we might encounter a few petty thieves now and then, but we have defeated the great magic dealer. We have won the war brothers..... we have won the war.

 

~Raining_Pixel

Forum member since January 4th, 2014

 

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Sorry for the short Declaration.

 

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This is brilliant, I love this post.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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Where will i get my love potions now!

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I have another pic from one of these ads that would go well on this thread, I'll upload it in the morning.

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NO MORE OGGIE BOOGIE?!?!

NOOOOOOOO

Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


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this is a tech forum not reddit.

 

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In FORUM, August 16th, 2014

A DECLARATION

By the REPRESENTATIVES OF THE

FORUM,

In GENERAL FORUM ASSEMBLED,

 

Today we encountered a great victory. We have defeated the infamous magic and potion dealer. He was advertising his illegal magic and potion business on this Forum we call home. We would not stand for it. We fought the great fight. Made a few jokes about his mother whilst in battle. But thanks to the great warriors known as 'The Moderators', we not only won the battle, we won the war. Sure, we might encounter a few petty thieves now and then, but we have defeated the great magic dealer. We have won the war brothers..... we have won the war.

 

~Raining_Pixel

Forum member since January 4th, 2014

 

Please Read The CoC

Privacy Policy and Legal Disclaimer

Sorry for the short Declaration.

 

 

 

whats with you and your potions. ive seen like 3 posts of you in the past hour about these magic potions you speak of 

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whats with you and your potions. ive seen like 3 posts of you in the past hour about these magic potions you speak of 

The shaman of the north been outcasted to the wastelands.

Please become a member of the Linus Tech Tips forum, keep writing smug remarks & let us love you. Peace out.


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whats with you and your potions. ive seen like 3 posts of you in the past hour about these magic potions you speak of 

Some guy was spamming the forum for about 30 minutes trying to sell 'Black Magic' and 'Love Potions' last night (US) or this morning (AUS).

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Some guy was spamming the forum for about 30 minutes trying to sell 'Black Magic' and 'Love Potions' last night (US) or this morning (AUS).

It was you man.

Space Journal #1: So Apparently i  was dropped on the moon like i'm a mars rover, in a matter of hours i have found the transformers on the dark side of the moon. Turns out its not that dark since dem robots are filled with lights, i waved hi to the Russians on the space station, turns out all those stories about space finding humans instead of the other way around is true(soviet Russia joke). They threw me some Heineken beer and I've been sitting staring at the people of this forum and earth since. 

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It was you man.

?

It was some guy named baba ji or something like that.

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Yeah that guy has been targeting us for a while. You'd think they wouldn't even bother with a tech forum with a few thousand people online at any given moment, it's like going into a police station and trying to sell heroin.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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On 8/16/2014 at 11:56 AM, Trik said:

Yeah that guy has been targeting us for a while. You'd think they wouldn't even bother with a tech forum with a few thousand people online at any given moment, it's like going into a police station and trying to sell heroin.

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It was some guy named baba ji or something like that.

Then what is this post-6352-14082083278745_thumb.jpg

Space Journal #1: So Apparently i  was dropped on the moon like i'm a mars rover, in a matter of hours i have found the transformers on the dark side of the moon. Turns out its not that dark since dem robots are filled with lights, i waved hi to the Russians on the space station, turns out all those stories about space finding humans instead of the other way around is true(soviet Russia joke). They threw me some Heineken beer and I've been sitting staring at the people of this forum and earth since. 

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this is a tech forum not reddit.

 

-Raining pixel-

 

 

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What's wrong with a laugh every now and then? At least I'm not asking if Germans should be allowed in Banks........ I'm just making fun of spammers.

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I was mocking the spammer.

Oh. Well good for you policing our fine community

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What's wrong with a laugh every now and then? At least I'm not asking if Germans should be allowed in Banks........ I'm just making fun of spammers.

You always say this shit though, other off topic threads are funny too but you find fault with that.

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You always say this shit though, other off topic threads are funny too but you find fault with that.

Nope, I only say it when it's not funny or it belongs on reddit. The spamming happened on this forum. I made this post making fun of it. I've never seen anything like my post on Reddit. k bye.

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Nope, I only say it when it's not funny or it belongs on reddit. The spamming happened on this forum. I made this post making fun of it. I've never seen anything like my post on Reddit. k bye.

See, that's the thing...funny is subjective. Do I think this thread is funny? No

Do I really think it belongs on Reddit? No

was I trolling? Absolutely, however I was bringing to attention the hilarious double standard you have.

 

We don't need forum police, we have moderators. k. bye.

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See, that's the thing...funny is subjective. Do I think this thread is funny? No

Do I really think it belongs on Reddit? No

was I trolling? Absolutely, however I was bringing to attention the hilarious double standard you have.

 

We don't need forum police, we have moderators. k. bye.

It is a joke, I'm not a police officer. Have a great day.

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