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Does your little buddy hang to the left or the right?

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i have a hole in literally every pair of pants i own, right in the middle, so it usually just hangs out there

remind me not to go to manchester 

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VERY NSFW

 

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I saw the title and before even opening this thread, I knew it would be something penis related. And it hangs upwards. 

 

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if youre joking i get it but actually there is a iregularity to this some guys have whats here called Blutpenis (blood penis) wich means it grows to full length when "needed" but shrinks down a whole lot when not. the actual size isnt affeced by this. so in fact some people dont have loose meat hanging either right nor left. 

 

so that is all just fact now comes the kicker ready?....

 

.. im one of them

 

 

I've actually got that as well. It's hillarious.

At first the person you're with seems unimpressed

But when it starts growing they're like

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wonder what that would look like in public hahaha

xD

 

You sure it doesn't just get inverted?

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right. Does that mean i'm special? DID I WIN ANYTHING?

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I saw the title and before even opening this thread, I knew it would be something penis related. And it hangs upwards. 

 

Bonerriffic.

Well duh, that's the idea. Im sure everyone knew what i was talking about

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Well duh, that's the idea. Im sure everyone knew what i was talking about

 

Could have been talking about anything really. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

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OP, only 127 posts and you decided to get this personal already.....some of you take too much liberties.

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Hangs.. Wow you guys would be a huge disapointment :P 

Bye LTT. That was an interesting journey on this board. At least here you see how not to do it. I'll go shaking my head about this place.

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OP, only 127 posts and you decided to get this personal already.....some of you take too much liberties.

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Hangs.. Wow you guys would be a huge disapointment :P

Looks like someone doesn't know how penises work

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Looks like some kid can't stand a joke. 

Bye LTT. That was an interesting journey on this board. At least here you see how not to do it. I'll go shaking my head about this place.

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I take the dog for a walk and come back to threads like this. God damnit!

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I take the dog for a walk and come back to threads like this. God damnit!

I am speechless too...

 

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>posts unrelated random topic on an off topic category

 

>people complaining it was random

 

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Well...you did want to know about our gentleman's sausages.

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DID I WIN ANYTHING?

A dick that hangs right?

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I am speechless too...

 

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I can't comprehend this topic

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I use mine as a belt.

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Well...you did want to know about our gentleman's sausages.

i think he was interested in this

 

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