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Does your little buddy hang to the left or the right?

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what are you the penis inspector?

 

 

Thats what he said he was doing :o

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it's supposed to hang?

I always guarantee that no more than 50% of what I say is useful.

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what are you the penis inspector?

 

ROFL

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Was looking at a post where the topic was "don't let this go unnoticed" or soemthing like that and there was a link to that topic.

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The majority of the population has a left hanging  sausage. How about you?

 

what are you the penis inspector?

 

ROFL

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yeah thats kind of weird asking people that, inspector

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Thats what he said he was doing :o

Damn, you caught me! I work for the penis hanging department of the NSA and I need this info or I will be fired

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idk, Its so small I cant even see it... 

 

LOL jk,  I'm never telling you anything! 

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Up or down

i Don't swing like you people.

That's just not possible. Either it has to go into the left or right leg of your trousers. Unless your dick is so small that it doesn't need to choose a route

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That's just not possible. Either it has to do into the left or right leg of your trousers. Unless your dick is so small that it doesn't need to choose a route

oh you li....

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oh you li....

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That's just disturbing.

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um whut

why is this a thread?

left but wtf...

 

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That's just disturbing.

it's an a honor.

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it's supposed to hang?

if youre joking i get it but actually there is a iregularity to this some guys have whats here called Blutpenis (blood penis) wich means it grows to full length when "needed" but shrinks down a whole lot when not. the actual size isnt affeced by this. so in fact some people dont have loose meat hanging either right nor left. 

 

so that is all just fact now comes the kicker ready?....

 

.. im one of them

 

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Right or left. Depends how he feels. ;)

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Pfft.. Mine always points north

must suck if you standing looking south 

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must suck if you standing looking south 

Nah. It just bends around my hip  ;)

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Nah. It just bends around my hip  ;)

wonder what that would look like in public hahaha

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Nah. It just bends around my hip  ;)

You sure it doesn't just get inverted?

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must suck if you standing looking south 

Is no one going to touch that? 

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i have a hole in literally every pair of pants i own, right in the middle, so it usually just hangs out there

A trend setter I see. 

 

I hope you stay away from children playgrounds

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