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It's Summer so learn to cut a watermelon right!

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Thanks I've always wondered how to cut I watermelon properly and now I know.

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I knew this would be a black person lmfao

 

my favourite black tutorials

 

 

 

so good! Dcigs is the boss!

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I like the use the machete we have.

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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I was expecting HowToBasic.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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I was expecting HowToBasic.

that would have been hilarious.

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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Never saw the watermelon

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that would have been hilarious.

 

I found one of his old ones with watermelon.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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I found one of his old ones with watermelon.

 

I thought he would use eggs to try to break the shell...

i'm a potato

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I've always used a chainsaw...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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I found one of his old ones with watermelon.

How To Basic - The story of a mentally challenged schizophrenic mute with a debilitating fear of pants trying to complete every day tasks while filming it. 

The comments on such a movie:

"What if it's the camera the whole time? Like, what if the moment he puts it down, he's a normal person, or even, A SUPER GENIUS?!!!?1?"

"You people should feel bad. Not all schizophrenics are like this. I mean, yeah the voices and images are horrible, but this is on a whole other level."

":... :;;: .:.:: ... :.::"

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How To Basic - The story of a mentally challenged schizophrenic mute with a debilitating fear of pants trying to complete every day tasks while filming it. 

The comments on such a movie:

"What if it's the camera the whole time? Like, what if the moment he puts it down, he's a normal person, or even, A SUPER GENIUS?!!!?1?"

"You people should feel bad. Not all schizophrenics are like this. I mean, yeah the voices and images are horrible, but this is on a whole other level."

":... :;;: .:.:: ... :.::"

that's a great achievement from a mute schizophrenic who served the watermelon correctly by cutting it from the middle!

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KTLEGpp.gif

 

 

F*ck this shit, imma use my gun!

Details separate people.

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