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When I was still a child, I turned on the radio and tuned to some random oldies station and heard this song... and liked it.

 

 

 

Don't Judge ME !!!!!!

I am impelled not to squeak like a grateful and frightened mouse, but to roar...

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As a kid I pestered my parents to get me a Michael Jackson record because I knew Slash from GnR was featured on a song, quickly learned that he was featured in exactly 1 song. I think that is one of the first experiences that made me a cynical person.

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Good lord, I love that song.

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I'm only 14, but I plan on getting plastic surgery. I'm a guy.

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I'm only 14, but I plan on getting plastic surgery. I'm a guy.

 

You won't even be done growing up for like another 10 years at least, chances are anything you'd want to enhance will still change at least a little bit.

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You won't even be done growing up for like another 10 years at least, chances are anything you'd want to enhance will still change at least a little bit.

 

 

Don't dissuade him, we need more scary cats to frighten away the robot overlords once they gain sentience.

 

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Don't dissuade him, we need more scary cats to frighten away the robot overlords once they gain sentience.

 

Plastic+13.jpg

 

LOL Nice choice but I'd personally go with this dude:

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Oh this thread is too funny rofl i cant believe theres a song about mash potato and those faces lmao.

 

My confession would probs be i want laser hair removal on my face, chest and back obviously im a guy lol not much of a confession imo atleast im not shaving my legs to be more "aerodynamic" lmao

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You won't even be done growing up for like another 10 years at least, chances are anything you'd want to enhance will still change at least a little bit.

I love how you used the word 'enhance' lmao

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You won't even be done growing up for like another 10 years at least, chances are anything you'd want to enhance will still change at least a little bit.

 

Don't dissuade him, we need more scary cats to frighten away the robot overlords once they gain sentience.

 

Plastic+13.jpg

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When I was a kid (Talking around 4-6 years old) I use to eat any spare coins my parents left around the house :S

I am happy little Vegemite.

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I'm confused, is one better looking than the other or is there some medical reason that helps your quality of life?

 

I really have no clue when a guy is better looking than another guy unless it's like Johnny Depp vs Fedora Hat Man.

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I'm confused, is one better looking than the other or is there some medical reason that helps your quality of life?

 

I really have no clue when a guy is better looking than another guy unless it's like Johnny Depp vs Fedora Hat Man.

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I think I get it: People can improve a lot with just a hair cut....right?

 

EDIT: Oh yeah and their jaw lines seem different but way less noticeable than the hair cuts if you ask me.

-facedesk- 

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not..

 

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-facedesk- 

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not..

 

I genuinly agree with the other guy.

 

 

..Although the pic posted wasn't exactly a good example.

 

P.S. I don't care if the 14 year old wants plastic surgery or not, I just think the pic is a bad representation xD.

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-facedesk- 

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not..

 

Just looks like make up and a stylized haircut. 

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"Oh God what the fuck confessions" time?

 

Was 8.

 

Walked into my brother's room and noticed there was a magazine under his wardrobe. Got down on the floor fished it out and saw some woman trying to sell me her baby feeders. Was interested in what said woman would price them at so open magazine and peered in.

 

Within an instant all innocence and purity was stripped from me like hotwings are stripped from a plate when my family goes to dinner. A woman was showcasing her birth canal on what I remember to be a red leather sofa with a box of popcorn next to her. I remember the pop corn and the sofa because those are the only two things out of the three I wanted. Popcorn to comfort me and the sofa to cry on.

 

I shut the magazine swiftly, stuffed it under the wardrobe and ran away fearing for dear life. Went back into my room to continue playing Video games and stopped, looked down at my nether region and whispered "You'll never go near one of those, don't worry."

 

To this day I never realized just how correct I was.

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When I was still a child, I turned on the radio and tuned to some random oldies station and heard this song... and liked it.

 

 

 

Don't Judge ME !!!!!!

 

This is a ripoff of the song Hey Mr. Postman or whatever it is called... Them 50s...

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-facedesk- 

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not..

 

 

Are you Korean? Just a question and has nothing to do with racial stereotypes...

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WARNING! this is gonna involve me talking about my junk... so skip if you find the topic to be gross

 

seeing those wooden d*cks at sexual education class i got really upset thinking mine was too small but then i saw others (nothing weird just in a public shower or public toilets or when friends drink too much so all very random and by accident) and now im pretty confident about myself dont know if it counts as confession but its pretty personal and embarrassing so seeing as im apperntly reasonably well hung i dont mind sharing this story

 

soory if you didnt wanna hear about it :P

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When I was a kid, I thought babies came from the butt.

when i figured out how boys dicks are supposed to go inside girls i thought you would pee inside her. since that was the only thing i did with mine back then :P

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As a kid I saw a frog, a small one and I stepped on it on purpose.

But then later I bawled my eyes out because I did that and my dad was like ' xD and then -_-'

I learned empathy but a frog died.

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