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Google Streetview captured public handjob in Manchester...What's next?

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18hh0s4a2h6j2jpg.jpg-This image is blurred enough,aye?

 

This has got to be the most explicit and NSFW of all oddities discovered on Google Streetview. A prostitute giving a hand job to a "bloke" (that's British for, "prostitute customer" ) in a back alley in Manchester, which seems like a lovely town, by the way. Google took down the images soon after they were spotted by the Google Sightseeing blog, but the incident was memorialized by a troll who renamed the alley "Hand Job Alley" on Google Maps (also removed.) The wonders of crowd-sourcing.Of course it's Streetview, so the handjob was captured at multiple angles and distances as the Streetview car cruised slowly by:
Don't worry,they are pretty blurry but I don't want to risk myself.
It is a pretty old story though.
 
Come on Google,give people some privacy!This dude even paid for it and you caught him...
 
There's been so many weird things on Google Streetview, a monkey riding a bycicle of some sort,the staged murder,this,etc.
 
My question is,what weird thing are you expecting to find in Streetview?

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Out in broad daylight? What a classy lady!

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Out in broad daylight? What a classy lady!

Yes, under the cover of darkness, prostitution is basically as classy as it gets.

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Is bloke really british for Prostitute costomer?

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A prostitute giving a hand job to a "bloke" (that's British for, "prostitute customer")

 

Eh?

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I don't know.That's that the guy who wrote the article said.

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18hh0s4a2h6j2jpg.jpg-This image is blurred enough,aye?

 

Don't worry,they are pretty blurry but I don't want to risk myself.
It is a pretty old story though.
 
Come on Google,give people some privacy!This dude even paid for it and you caught him...
 
There's been so many weird things on Google Streetview, a monkey riding a bycicle of some sort,the staged murder,this,etc.
 
My question is,what weird thing are you expecting to find in Streetview?

 

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no not at all, its just another word for "man"

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Is bloke really british for Prostitute costomer?

No, it isn't, however it is the British way of calling a male who you don't know in a semi formal way.

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Judging by a less blurred picture the dude is pretty well off in the third leg department.. And he's still resorting to prostitutes..

 

The strangest thing im expecting to actually see on google street view is probably someone dressed up in a wierd way.

Or a "Superhero" in a staged fight 

 

I tend to just sit and click around cities when im bored in street view. So im sure i'll see something wierd someday

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I feel for ya, my hometown just has a certain footballer who likes to slip over a lot :D and make us toffees laugh. oh, and a band you might have heard of before.

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Judging by a less blurred picture the dude is pretty well off in the third leg department.. And he's still resorting to prostitutes..

 

That's the problem, being well endowed does not help with the initial attraction...

 

So far I've only been able to pull a couple of girls by waving my penis at them.

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That's the problem, being well endowed does not help with the initial attraction...

 

So far I've only been able to pull a couple of girls by waving my penis at them.

nice xD

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I support lewd acts, staged murder scenes and other foul things caught by Google streetview. It's the best middle finger to Google to stop being such a creep.

 

 

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That's the problem, being well endowed does not help with the initial attraction...

 

So far I've only been able to pull a couple of girls by waving my penis at them.

Yeah i know. But as far as i've noticed it adds a bit of confidence in most guys. Maybe he's overconfident.

 

And if you're not pulling in ladies with that tactic you're not waving hard enough  :lol:

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No, it isn't. It's just a term used for a person you don't know "that bloke over by the bar" "the bloke that lives on the corner", "the bloke getting a handy on the streets of Manchester" etc.

 

More amusing, I think, was the faked axe "murder" in my hometown - Edinburgh:

 

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No, it isn't. It's just a term used for a person you don't know "that bloke over by the bar" "the bloke that lives on the corner", "the bloke getting a handy on the streets of Manchester" etc.

 

More amusing, I think, was the faked axe "murder" in my hometown - Edinburgh:

 

Yeah,I already posted that one.xD

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That's the problem, being well endowed does not help with the initial attraction...

 

So far I've only been able to pull a couple of girls by waving my penis at them.

Looooooooooooooool I laughed so hard at this post xD

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That's the problem, being well endowed does not help with the initial attraction...

 

So far I've only been able to pull a couple of girls by waving my penis at them.

Your forgot to say that your technique only works with drunk girls.

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Is there a way to find out when the street view car will pass through your neighbourhood? 

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Is there a way to find out when the street view car will pass through your neighbourhood? 

Look after it.

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Yes, under the cover of darkness, prostitution is basically as classy as it gets.

I'm classy... Does that make me a prostitute?

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