What should happen to people who ding up your car in parking lots?

[Sammael]

For the very young, the big city types, or the beater/first car crowd, this is a non issue.  But for the rest of us, you know what happens.  That nice shiny new car you bought, gets parked in the parking lot.  Some asshole, or some assholes kids open a door wildly and DENT city begins.  No notes are ever given of course to contact their insurance.  They just eff up your property you paid for and no one is the wiser.

 

It's a fact of life, and until we make dent proof cars, let's just decide what the best way to handle these people is.

 

 

 

I am torn between castration and public flogging. The first is a bit harsh and also permanent, but then have you SEEN some of the dent marks that happened to my car ??!?!?!?!?!?  Screw them.

[Kamina]

That's why you get two cars. One you keep in perfect condition and the other that takes the beating.

 

Or just let it take the beating and repair the damages a decade down the road.

[/etarulf]

dont park by people

[Guest Kloaked]

This is why I park away from everyone else and just walk a few extra feet, lol.

 

I do agree that something should be done, somehow to those people. If only I had one of them Watch Dogs phones..

[Sammael]

That's why you get two cars. One you keep in perfect condition and the other that takes the beating.

 

Or just let it take the beating and repair the damages a decade down the road.

 

looks at location, sees silicon valley, realizes talking to big bank hank

 

[Sammael]

dont park by people

 

 

You would think that would be enough.  Take a look at this shot a bmw owner took:

 

 

Here is his quote from some other forum:

 

"This past December I was in Charleston, I parked up an extra level on purpose and even hugged a non parking space in an effort to not get door dinged. This asshole parks over the line on top of me."

[ForsakenLive]

There is not much we can do, I'm not much into cars, they serve me a function and that's it. But if someone makes a dent on my PC case, I will make sure they get castrated/flogged 

[SKOONJar]

To be honest when I drive my cars all of which are my babies especially my chevelle I park near no one or if I have to park next to someone I take pictures of the back of the car including the license plates. But people who do this and don't leave a note deserve to be sterilized.

[beebskadoo]

I would get out of my car and choke a bitch.

[Fred Castellum]

I don't drive so I'll probably never understand how that feels

[Albatross]

dont park by people

 

This.

 

People should not be around other people. People are...people. 

[beebskadoo]

I don't drive so I'll probably never understand how that feels

Why don't you drive?

[Misanthrope]

You should be legally allowed to ding either their balls of their tits in return.

[SKOONJar]

I don't drive so I'll probably never understand how that feels

Ok imagine you spent 20,000 USD on a car in perfect condition brand new off the lot the imagine some ignorant teenager thats not paying attention flings the door into your perfect car. Personally this has happened to me I was driving my moms new Ford Fusion and a kid in the back seat of his moms car throws his door open and dents the back of my moms day old car. My heart sank and I wanted to murder this kid who still didn't seem to care. They paid to get it fixed in the end but people need to get rid of the this I dont care attitude.

[Fred Castellum]

Why don't you drive?

Haha its a long story.... has something to do with messed up credentials and stuff... so as of now I can't drive. Too driving courses in the past and everything too. *shrugs*

 

Ok imagine you spent 20,000 USD on a car in perfect condition brand new off the lot the imagine some ignorant teenager thats not paying attention flings the door into your perfect car. Personally this has happened to me I was driving my moms new Ford Fusion and a kid in the back seat of his moms car throws his door open and dents the back of my moms day old car. My heart sank and I wanted to murder this kid who still didn't seem to care. They paid to get it fixed in the end but people need to get rid of the this I dont care attitude.

Bummer.... good thing you got it paid for though. I'd imagine most of these guys just drive away and leave you with the problem.

[mr moose]

This is a solution:

 

http://youparklikeacunt.co.uk/

 

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

 

http://www.youparklikeanidiot.net/