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22 hours ago, Lady Fitzgerald said:

What about them? I don't use social media/

You think reddit is social media?

 

It's barely a step above 4chan.  :)

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8 minutes ago, Tech_Dreamer said:

If you didn't know Our own @James  LTT have done a couple few comedy standups.

 

 

He's actually not bad. Makes me wonder why the jokes in the LTT videos are so fucking trash.

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1 minute ago, JZStudios said:

He's actually not bad. Makes me wonder why the jokes in the LTT videos are so fucking trash.

although it kinda sucks i like the well mannered safe jokes in moderation. that perfect Canandian standard to the whole world. excess sexual jokes can be cringey too.

Details separate people.

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I like all the old British stuff like  fry and laury, hale and pace, the goodies, the goon show.

Grammar and spelling is not indicative of intelligence/knowledge.  Not having the same opinion does not always mean lack of understanding.  

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2 hours ago, mr moose said:

I like all the old British stuff like  fry and laury, hale and pace, the goodies, the goon show.

They might be bringing back Blackadder I hear 

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2 minutes ago, RorzNZ said:

They might be bringing back Blackadder I hear 

I hope so, It has to be with the original cast though. 

Grammar and spelling is not indicative of intelligence/knowledge.  Not having the same opinion does not always mean lack of understanding.  

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5 hours ago, Tech_Dreamer said:

although it kinda sucks i like the well mannered safe jokes in moderation. that perfect Canandian standard to the whole world. excess sexual jokes can be cringey too.

There's plenty of humor that isn't sex jokes and that are funny...

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I'm pretty sure sharing any of the jokes I find funny would get me permabanned!

 

For me, the darker the better, nothing is out of bounds.

 

Although I am partial the comedy panel shows we have here in the UK, like QI, 8 out of 10 cats (does countdown in particular), and Would I Lie to You?

 

What I don't like is what Americans like to call humour. Repeating the same thing but louder every time doesn't make it funny!

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6 hours ago, yolosnail said:

I'm pretty sure sharing any of the jokes I find funny would get me permabanned!

 

For me, the darker the better, nothing is out of bounds.

 

Although I am partial the comedy panel shows we have here in the UK, like QI, 8 out of 10 cats (does countdown in particular), and Would I Lie to You?

 

What I don't like is what Americans like to call humour. Repeating the same thing but louder every time doesn't make it funny!

Yeah, I nearly posted Frankie Boyle's Michael Jacksons children's hospital stand up, but thought better of it.

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18 hours ago, Yogi_DaBear221 said:

have some good Mitch Hedberg One-Liners 

 

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend? "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here!"

Hedberg was the best, had the privilege of seeing him at a few local clubs around the Twin Cities when he was just starting his career.

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7 hours ago, Monkey Dust said:

Yeah, I nearly posted Frankie Boyle's Michael Jacksons children's hospital stand up, but thought better of it.

Eh, as long as it's not breaking forum rules, the idea is that funny is funny.

I'd go for it.

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On 1/3/2020 at 7:49 PM, JZStudios said:

Was the one in blue the Blues musician Hugh Laurie?

Yes the one that said "No it was called Julius Ceaser"

 

Interesting that you thought of him as a Blues musician. Most people normally jump straight to Dr House from House MD

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3 hours ago, Tomsta said:

Yes the one that said "No it was called Julius Ceaser"

 

Interesting that you thought of him as a Blues musician. Most people normally jump straight to Dr House from House MD

Kind of the point. Most people probably don't know he's a musician.

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