One Sentence Story

[Yogi_DaBear221]

So I had an idea, what if we as a forum wrote a story with the rule being that we could only add 1 sentence per person? Then at the end of a time period or several I'll create a PDF or word document with what we have so far? (Maybe we can even get this pinned.) 

 

I'll start and remember only one sentence per person, you may come back to contribute but only after 3 people have commented after you. 

 

Once upon a time, it was a bright and sunny day at Linus Media Group.

[Muhlis]

Linus and his work friends were searching for an idea for the next video.

Edited December 10, 2019 by Muhlis Gursoy
Corrected the sentence.

[OJTheAviator]

They weren't in Vancouver, or even in Canada, but instead in Shenzhen China.

[PlayStation 2]

They were arrested by the Chinese government for drug smuggling.

[Tech_Dreamer]

Turns out those special pills Dennis gave Linus for headache was solid drug capsules.

[minibois]

At that point, it was time to consider starting up an upside-funnel scheme.

[FakeNSA]

3 hours ago, minibois said:

At that point, it was time to consider starting up an upside-funnel scheme.

“What is that,” Jake asked?

[Flying Sausages]

1 minute ago, Aelar_Nailo said:

“What is that,” Jake asked?

Denis answered, "Dis iz a funnel"

[spartaman64]

Wanting to get rid of the evidence linus took all the drug pills and it turned out they contain angel dust and linus picked up one of the police men by the scruff of his shirt and threw him like flash bang.

[Yogi_DaBear221]

(It's been enough people)

 

and that reminds me that this jailbreak is sponsored by copious amounts of drugs!

[Acid Panda]

Aliens.

[Radium_Angel]

Just then, Linus' alarm clock rang, waking him up from the most god-awful fever dream.

[Tech_Dreamer]

Linus fought his way out of sleepy Nick Lights tight grip & got out of his bed.

 

[Guest]

Linus got into his Chevy and rolled down to work at a cruisy 10mp/h - the cars top speed. 

[captain_to_fire]

On 12/10/2019 at 9:17 PM, Yogi_DaBear221 said:

Once upon a time, it was a bright and sunny day at Linus Media Group.

James found out that Luke Lafreniere is secretly a console peasant 

 

Spoiler

/s

no ban me please 

 

[amdorintel]

1 hour ago, captain_to_fire said:

James found out that Luke Lafreniere is secretly a console peasant 

 

At which point Linus Sebastian made his typical stupid facial expression (because he missed the thumbnails he did for his videos), and which time Luke snapped a quick photo so they could profit once again.