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#21 Mooshi

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:16 PM

STORY TIME! I was once so out of it from lack of sleep that during a call to my girlfriend, I called her a "talking toaster" and now "Sopha Toaster" (her name is Sophia) has become a regular nickname of hers. 'w'


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#22 Wats

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:25 PM

Ill buy one. mostly for the novelty but I know it will come in nice packaging and look good for a toaster.

 

 

is this really tech news?



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 01:32 AM

Ill buy one. mostly for the novelty but I know it will come in nice packaging and look good for a toaster.

 

 

is this really tech news?

Well.. It's news. And it's kind of tech... I mean, there is some technology involved in toasters, right? ;)


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:26 AM

This is way too funny to not support. LIKE THE PAGE GUYS!


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:52 AM

If you could have a Razer toaster why would you want any other kind of toaster?

cuz the other toasters are better 


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:15 AM

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:20 AM

This will open up a whole new product chain for major companies. Geek snacks are a thing.

 

Next we'll see corsair miniature desk-grills for bacon, NZXT popcorn machines that look like spaceships, the noctua desk-fridge and of course the Asus plate warmer. Now controllable via Asus PlateWarm software (subsequently malfunctioning like all Asus software and setting your desk on fire).


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 07:47 AM

This will open up a whole new product chain for major companies. Geek snacks are a thing.

 

Next we'll see corsair miniature desk-grills for bacon, NZXT popcorn machines that look like spaceships, the noctua desk-fridge and of course the Asus plate warmer. Now controllable via Asus PlateWarm software (subsequently malfunctioning like all Asus software and setting your desk on fire).

 

Please stop. The humor is getting me! Prodigy Cool: The newest mini-fridge!


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 07:48 AM

I gave a supportive like on the first day when they were at like 1500. Since they are only at 2900... I removed my like. Just goes to show that with all the attention it has got (millions already) that no one wants the idea.


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 12:58 AM

i dont like green toast


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 03:35 AM

It might even require some special overpriced bread to go with it :P


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 04:30 AM

Dammit, now I want a razor toaster. I actually do not own any silly tech, this might be the one for me :D


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 08:14 AM

Imagine the trailer on Youtube for this thing "made with the latest XXX from XXX and gives it an extraordinary level of performance". Can't wait XD


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 08:17 AM

Imagine the trailer on Youtube for this thing "made with the latest XXX from XXX and gives it an extraordinary level of performance". Can't wait XD

"Using four GTX 480s for ultra fast, ultra powerfull toasts"


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 08:25 AM

"Using four GTX 480s for ultra fast, ultra powerfull toasts"

Wanted to say something about power consumption. Failed miserably...


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 09:09 AM

Please stop. The humor is getting me! Prodigy Cool: The newest mini-fridge!

I hate you for saying that cause now I need one....


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 11:03 AM

Here's the presentation of the Razer Piton Toaster.

The new razer toaster features an all aluminum uni-body design and a braided power cable. All buttons feature cherry MX blue switches, and the actuation lever has a 10 pounds of force activated MX green switch. A 3 point scroll wheel will set your desired darkness and make your razer logo more bold and defined; newb, pro gamer, and 1337. The device will glow with vibrant green LEDs with 326 different lighting settings. Also all buttons and switches will be completely rebind-able with settings being saved in our new cloud storage software, "Breakfast 2.0" This device will launch Q2 of 2014 and will be named the supercalifragilisticexpialitoastsshit. And you can own this ultimate culmination of innovation, hard work, and hunger for 3 easy payments of 350.99


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 11:31 AM

The new razer toaster features an all aluminum uni-body design and a braided power cable. All buttons feature cherry MX blue switches, and the actuation lever has a 10 pounds of force activated MX green switch. A 3 point scroll wheel will set your desired darkness and make your razer logo more bold and defined; newb, pro gamer, and 1337. The device will glow with vibrant green LEDs with 326 different lighting settings. Also all buttons and switches will be completely rebind-able with settings being saved in our new cloud storage software, "Breakfast 2.0" This device will launch Q2 of 2014 and will be named the supercalifragilisticexpialitoastsshit. And you can own this ultimate culmination of innovation, hard work, and hunger for 3 easy payments of 350.99

I laughted so hard reading this :D :D :D


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 12:25 PM

I'd buy it

 

 

but i have no earthly idea what i'd do with it.....

 

it would literally sit on my desk. attractin babes. and toastin toast


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Posted 17 September 2013 - 12:29 PM

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