How to make gpu run slow on other computers

[Jumballi]

I want to make my gpu run slow, or put it in a not working but recoverable state.

[Lonehelljumper]

Hit it with a hammer... ? Or you could short it out with liquid metal, but why do you want to do this?

[Jumballi]

3 minutes ago, CUDAcores89 said:

Why?

To prove a point

[Arika]

Sounds like you're trying to scam someone...

 

[Jumballi]

Just now, Arika S said:

Sounds like you're trying to scam someone...

 

This gpu is long past the point of return

[Lonehelljumper]

Clarify your position please. What are you trying to do? 

[Alketbi67]

Download more ram then throw your pc out of the window 

[Master Disaster]

Learn how to mod the vBIOS

[Jumballi]

5 minutes ago, Lonehelljumper said:

Clarify your position please. What are you trying to do? 

I want my dad to lend me $200, but he only ever helps me out when the part is thoroughly not working. I did the same thing when our wifi router was only doing a 30mbps throughput when on an a/g/n router, and we were paying for 400mbps. He’s of the if it’s not broke, then its good enough mindset.

[Lonehelljumper]

What card do you have?

[Master Disaster]

1 minute ago, Navid Jamali said:

I want my dad to lend me $200, but he only ever helps me out when the part is thoroughly not working. I did the same thing when our wifi router was only doing a 30mbps throughput when on an a/g/n router, and we were paying for 400mbps. He’s of the if it’s not broke, then its good enough mindset.

So

9 minutes ago, Arika S said:

Sounds like you're trying to scam someone...

 

^this^ is accurate then.

[Herman Mcpootis]

2 minutes ago, Navid Jamali said:

I want my dad to lend me $200, but he only ever helps me out when the part is thoroughly not working. I did the same thing when our wifi router was only doing a 30mbps throughput when on an a/g/n router, and we were paying for 400mbps. He’s of the if it’s not broke, then its good enough mindset.

screw up a BIOS flash on the GPU, maybe. but why do you need to borrow the money for a better GPU anyways?

[Jumballi]

Just now, Lonehelljumper said:

What card do you have?

An rx 580, but a $600 rtx 2080 doesn’t real its head it head in everyday

[Jumballi]

1 minute ago, Herman Mcpootis said:

screw up a BIOS flash on the GPU, maybe. but why do you need to borrow the money for a better GPU anyways?

Cause I only have $400 and my paycheck doesn’t fly in until Friday

[Master Disaster]

3 minutes ago, Navid Jamali said:

An rx 580, but a $600 rtx 2080 doesn’t real its head it head in everyday

Oh boy, so you want to risk destroying a perfectly good card in order to scam your parents into loaning you money to buy a card that's clearly been mined to death, or maybe a Chinese knock-off.

 

Sounds like a good plan /S

[jiyeon]

Just now, Navid Jamali said:

Cause I only have $400 and my paycheck doesn’t fly in until Friday

You want to ruin a perfectly-good RX 580 because you're too impatient to wait until your paycheck?

[Lonehelljumper]

1 minute ago, Navid Jamali said:

An rx 580, but a $600 rtx 2080 doesn’t real its head it head in everyday

Well instead of asking your dad for $200 you could just get a rtx 2060. Still a massive upgrade.

[Lonehelljumper]

Or sell the card on Ebay for like $100

[Waqas409]

how about doing a unstable overclock that cause freezing your computer and use your computer infront of your dad, tell he "hy look, this freakn box does not work now" lol

[Arika]

11 minutes ago, Navid Jamali said:

I want my dad to lend me $200, but he only ever helps me out when the part is thoroughly not working. I did the same thing when our wifi router was only doing a 30mbps throughput when on an a/g/n router, and we were paying for 400mbps. He’s of the if it’s not broke, then its good enough mindset.

wow, you're a terrible person

[Brooksie359]

You have a gpu that works just fine. Just save up money and buy the 2080 later. I have no idea how you can compare having a bad router and pay8bg for high speed internet to owning a rx 580. 

[Jumballi]

Just now, Waqas409 said:

how about doing a unstable overclock that cause freezing your computer and use your computer infront of your dad, tell he "hy look, this freakn box does not work now" lol

Does that have 0 risk of damaging the card? I wanna give this card to a friend once I upgrade

[Spotty]

8 minutes ago, Navid Jamali said:

Cause I only have $400 and my paycheck doesn’t fly in until Friday

Wait until Friday then? That's only 5 days.

Also... You're old enough to work? By your attitude I assumed you were some bratty 11 year old kid...

[Jumballi]

2 minutes ago, Arika S said:

wow, you're a terrible person

 

1 minute ago, Spotty said:

Wait until Friday then? That's only 5 days.

Also... You're old enough to work? By your attitude I assumed you were some bratty 11 year old kid...

No I’ll be paying my father back on Friday, I’m just impatient and a dick naturally. I’ll even be impatient and a dick about paying people back. 

[Spotty]

8 minutes ago, Navid Jamali said:

No I’ll be paying my father back on Friday, I’m just impatient and a dick naturally. I’ll even be impatient and a dick about paying people back.