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Hi, It's Doge here. Now I've been noticing a lot of negative comments on this thread and I'd just like to tell you guys that there's nothing wrong with having a negative IQ. Now that we have that out of the way, I'd like to inform you of a fantastic method I've discovered, to cool your CPU. This one day I smoked about a pound of meth and nearly OD'd. I was unconscious for 10 hours, and when I awoke I had no testicles. Now me being a Shiba Inu I was like; "Woof woof motha-fuckas, I lost my nuts!" So then I had this brilliant idea; why don't I put a banana on my 5690X? So I did that, and my CPU temps went below my ambient room temperature, which usually fluctuates between 20-21 degrees Celsius. So this was clearly a problem because if it's below room temp then moisture can form on the CPU and fuck up the entire shit. So I came up with solution. Basically, I ate a bunch of bananas, sponges, and drank a lot of water, then I took a huge shit and voila! I had a banana/sponge hybrid.  So the sponge absorbed the moisture and the banana cooled the CPU, and I was able to reach temps below -100 degrees Celsius. I was also able to over clock the CPU to about 19GHz. I also sponana cooled my GPU, which is now @ 5942Mhz. I'm now able to play any game on Ultra, at 10000+ FPS. Now you may be asking; " Well all of this is wonderful nutless Doge, bet how is any of this possible?" Well I'll tell ye. So basically, the potassium within the banana is released when being subjected to the electrical current from the fan connector, (yes you will have to run a wire from your sponana to le 3 pin fan connector), and what the potassium does is it; de-stimulates the atoms which make up the heat plate on the CPU causing the CPU to run much cooler. This method also works with plantains. Trust me, I work at Best Buy.

My father bought me a new laptop because my old laptop broke. It was a rushed decision ,since I was gonna be traveling to Europe, and I don't need no foreign keyboard, and also one which I was not present for since I had school. So its a couple weeks before I head back to Canada, and he calls me up, and I tell him that I'm planning on selling the laptop when I get back since the laptop is just shit when it comes to performance, and he tells me; "But it's bigger, the processor is bigger, the hard drive is bigger, the graphics card is bigger, so it's supposed to be faster." Me shaking my head told him that that's not how it works n' all that shit. 

Hi, It's Doge here. Now I've been noticing a lot of negative comments on this thread and I'd just like to tell you guys that there's nothing wrong with having a negative IQ. Now that we have that out of the way, I'd like to inform you of a fantastic method I've discovered, to cool your CPU. This one day I smoked about a pound of meth and nearly OD'd. I was unconscious for 10 hours, and when I awoke I had no testicles. Now me being a Shiba Inu I was like; "Woof woof motha-fuckas, I lost my nuts!" So then I had this brilliant idea; why don't I put a banana on my 5690X? So I did that, and my CPU temps went below my ambient room temperature, which usually fluctuates between 20-21 degrees Celsius. So this was clearly a problem because if it's below room temp then moisture can form on the CPU and fuck up the entire shit. So I came up with solution. Basically, I ate a bunch of bananas, sponges, and drank a lot of water, then I took a huge shit and voila! I had a banana/sponge hybrid.  So the sponge absorbed the moisture and the banana cooled the CPU, and I was able to reach temps below -100 degrees Celsius. I was also able to over clock the CPU to about 19GHz. I also sponana cooled my GPU, which is now @ 5942Mhz. I'm now able to play any game on Ultra, at 10000+ FPS. Now you may be asking; " Well all of this is wonderful nutless Doge, bet how is any of this possible?" Well I'll tell ye. So basically, the potassium within the banana is released when being subjected to the electrical current from the fan connector, (yes you will have to run a wire from your sponana to le 3 pin fan connector), and what the potassium does is it; de-stimulates the atoms which make up the heat plate on the CPU causing the CPU to run much cooler. This method also works with plantains. Trust me, I work at Best Buy.

Once again, 3 cylinders aren't very common in really any automobiles...

I'm trying to explain to this 11 year old on youtube that his 400w power supply, that he got for like $20, is shit and that he should get rid of it before it fucks up his entire system. http://www.amazon.com/LPM2-20-P4-0950-3426-0950-3623-0950-3751-0950-3961/dp/B001G42MLE

Whenever I hear; "Studies have shown", I take it as; "I'm full of shit".

Best: FSP, Seasonic, EVGA, Corsair
 
Worst: Diaboltek. 

Maybe this http://www.canadacomputers.com/product_info.php?cPath=8_128&item_id=041492

There's literally stories daily of cops in the US shooting unarmed people for no reason.

No one came. I'm good. 

Just accidentally dialed 112. I didn't say a word, and just hung up. Will they send anyone to my house? 

Swap out the 6300 for an i3. (You'll thank me later)
Other than that it looks good.

This is the US. If the cops came and filled him up with bullets it wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

bro. people think they can get away with thinking your dumb. and offering way less that the product is worth.  people think they can sell 3 years old hardware for 2000$ and non negociable n all. people are assholes when it comes to buy / sell

Forgive me I'm slow. But:

Just download Popporn Time.

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant
 
CPU: Intel Core i5-4460 3.2GHz Quad-Core Processor  ($226.75 @ shopRBC) 
Motherboard: ASRock H97M Anniversary Micro ATX LGA1150 Motherboard  ($73.99 @ Newegg Canada) 
Memory: Kingston HyperX Fury Black 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Memory  ($62.98 @ NCIX) 
Storage: Western Digital Caviar Blue 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive  ($59.98 @ DirectCanada) 
Video Card: MSI Radeon R9 380 4GB Video Card  ($327.95 @ Vuugo) 
Case: Fractal Design Core 1000 USB 3.0 MicroATX Mid Tower Case  ($44.99 @ Memory Express) 
Power Supply: EVGA 500W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply  ($59.98 @ Newegg Canada) 
Total: $856.62
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2015-09-06 16:13 EDT-0400

It looks to smooth, especially near the headstock. 

You just let it vaporize. Which will only take a few seconds.

As pure as possible though quick drying isn't really an issue. I use 99.9% and it gives me plenty of time to clean the paste off before evaporating. Ideally mate you want the highest percentage you can get your hands on.

Well you could use nutella so when you will have to throw the CPU in the trash you can have a snack.

isn't he that old dude who used to do atheist videos on YouTube and told dirty stories, and then he found the Lord and became the world's most boring man?

I'm feeling pain. 
so much pain from Googling that name

Well, their warehouse is in Toronto so it should be less than 5 business days. 

Get some off of Lubeegg.