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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

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Move to the city.

24 fps for that "cinematic" feel


After a couple weeks of behavioral sciences at my school I can easily conclude my parents need to grow up.

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Move, get a real skill. Sorry man i had to do uxo removal to get away from fast food, sad fact is most of us are to overly educationed for service work but, thats all there is.

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Where do you live?

 

Come to the oil fields, where you don't even need high school and starting wage is $53 an hour

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relax, try to save up, go to a school, get a profession. you have a long time to go it's a marathon not a sprint.

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Where do you live?

Come to the oil fields, where you don't even need high school and starting wage is $53 an hour

our oil fields cut labor by 33% from this time last year.
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Where do you live?

 

Come to the oil fields, where you don't even need high school and starting wage is $53 an hour

Holy shit, can I work there?

24 fps for that "cinematic" feel


After a couple weeks of behavioral sciences at my school I can easily conclude my parents need to grow up.

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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

 

Is this just Spongebob, or actually you? 

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Y'all guys should read full posts.

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Is this just Spongebob, or actually you?

"I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea"

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A pineapple under the sea you say? Wanna do a house swap this summer? :P

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Guys it's a troll. He is Spongebob squarepants...

 

I love that no one else has actually realized this.

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Quit fucking around with the stupid topics, that's step 1.

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Glad I actually read the whole post, I'm amazed how many people fell for that. :L

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do they hire 16 year olds lol

do they hire 14 year olds lol

24 fps for that "cinematic" feel


After a couple weeks of behavioral sciences at my school I can easily conclude my parents need to grow up.

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"I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea"

 

You might have lived in a pineapple under the sea, every watched Grand Designs? 

 

PATRICK IS NOT MENTALLY CHALLENGED. He's just special. 

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Wow you added the spongebob bit at the end after we posted?

 

GG

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