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PROJECT MEGGA?!!!??!??!!??!

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Okay, okay, okay.... I'm cheezed right now. Check this link out: PROJECT MEGGA

It's a copy of Project Valerie but it has 9 screens, it is $29,998 and it is made by Newegg. $1 off! Great Deal...:| But the specs thooo are too futuristic. Intel Core i9-8900x?? 128GB RGB Ram, well that's fine but keep reading, NVIDIA GTX 1280 TI??!??!!?!?!, Cherry MX Power Brick. This is to real to be true.

 

well i really want to see what other people are saying about this so reply below about how you are feeling about this

 

 

lol,

  Randy

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Just now, corsairian said:

Why is there no news of this elsewhere?

Project MEgga: World's first 9 Screen Laptop

World's second laptop with three screens

And three more screens

And then three more screens below those other screens

That's nine screens

Which is six more than Razer

And eight more than your dumpster peasant laptop

But not 10 screens. That's too many 


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Intel i9-8900x 400 core CPU

128GB RGB RAM

NVIDIA GTX 1280 Ti Ancestor Edition

Cherry MX power supply

Loudspeakers with tiny confetti cannons

GSync caps lock AND num lock

Dual fuel auxilary power supply 

IUV-RGB (Infrared, UV spectrum & RGB) lighting

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love the "...and someone stole it" reference :P

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2 minutes ago, EminentSun said:

This is why we need to abolish timezones, I keep forgetting that its april 1st for aomepe some people and take this sh*t seriously.

A part of it may also be the companies trying to get the April Fools jokes out there on a weekday, when they expect it to receive more clicks and views...  Just look at WCCFs version of an April Fools joke.  Definitely designed to get lots of clicks and shares, not to mention flames.

 

http://wccftech.com/vega-teaser-slides-leak-nda/

 

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*sigh* and the onslaught of April Fool's bullshit continues.

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INCLUDES:

  • Intel i9-8900x 400 core CPU
  • 128GB RGB RAM
  • NVIDIA GTX 1280 Ti Ancestor Edition
  • Cherry MX power supply
  • Loudspeakers with tiny confetti cannons
  • GSync caps lock AND num lock
  • Dual fuel auxilary power supply 
  • IUV-RGB (Infrared, UV spectrum & RGB) lighting

Gotta have'em loudspeakers eh.

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You can act like someone you're not, but that won't change who you are.

 

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Realizing my budget is a lot less, I work my way to "I think these new games will run on a cheap ass CPU."

Then end with "The new parts launching next year is probably gonna be better and faster for the same price so I'll just buy next year."

 

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11 minutes ago, WMGroomAK said:

Yeah, I saw this posted in the Off Topic section...  Figured Newegg was the actual criminals in the missing Project Valerie and did their own reverse engineering.

 

 

I like to think that the tech news section needs to be clean from fake shit, so I posted it in off-topic. I guess nobody else has that courtesy, even on non-april fools days.

 

 

:oooo

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Just now, Kloaked said:

I like to think that the tech news section needs to be clean from fake shit, so I posted it in off-topic. I guess nobody else has that courtesy, even on non-april fools days.

 

 

:oooo

I've seen quite a few April Fools posts that were posted in multiple sections and duplicated today...  Would be nice if we could have a single thread for each one or maybe even just a single "April Fools" thread with all of them listed...

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Just now, WMGroomAK said:

I've seen quite a few April Fools posts that were posted in multiple sections and duplicated today...  Would be nice if we could have a single thread for each one or maybe even just a single "April Fools" thread with all of them listed...

A mega thread would work, but they didn't bother to even do that for Ryzen so ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯

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"Cherry MX Power Supply"

I loled.

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1 hour ago, Jack_of_all_Trades said:

 

Ayyyy , its once a year , lighten up.

No. Some of it's just so cancerous that I would rather shove a pencil in my dick.

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