what should i txt this girl

[mrchow19910319]

If she did not give you her num personally, I think that you should not message her. 

That is a huge nono.

 

When it comes to bgr thingy, don't rush it. If she's yours, she's yours.

If she is not, there is nothing you can do.

Build up a friendship first, then see whether she enjoys your company or not.

You are able to feel it, even though let's say you guys haven't met yet. 

If she and you can message each other like every day, then the first step is done.

 

[Bhav]

17 hours ago, Computerengland said:

so io asked her for her  number and she gave it to me so what shall i do

 

 

4 hours ago, ShadowCaptain said:

say

"hey its *insert name here* how are you doing? thanks for giving me your number, will be nice to get to know you"

 

or something along those lines

 

WRONG!

 

Text her the following:

 

Hey bby 

 

<insert your dick pic here>

 

You like?

[ShadowCaptain]

1 minute ago, Bhav said:

 

WRONG!

 

Text her the following:

 

Hey bby 

 

<insert your dick pic here>

 

You like?

even better if its somebody elses bigger dick

[Urishima]

Just now, ShadowCaptain said:

even better if its somebody elses bigger dick

You offerin'?

[ShadowCaptain]

12 minutes ago, Urishima said:

You offerin'?

ShadowCaptains text replacement dick service

[dalekphalm]

2 hours ago, JoeyDM said:

I'm not saying he's a pedo. You can be a fucking creep without being a pedo. He's a creep.

 

2 hours ago, Urishima said:

Is no one worried about that fact that he actually felt the need to clarify that?

@JoeyDM @Urishima I don't think anyone disagrees with either one of you there "I stalked this girl to find out her address and cell number - oh that's bad? Yeah we're good friends I totally asked her and she gave it to me"

Like I believe that he got the number that quickly right after saying he stalked her to find out her home address lol

8 minutes ago, ShadowCaptain said:

ShadowCaptains text replacement dick service

Dude that's a sweet way to make some extra cash!

[Nexxus]

2 minutes ago, dalekphalm said:

Like I believe that he got the number that quickly right after saying he stalked her

 

I was thinking exactly that lol.

[ShadowCaptain]

2 minutes ago, dalekphalm said:

Dude that's a sweet way to make some extra cash!

Ill charge a reasonable price

 

I can do a face replacement service too, nobody can resist my Beardy charms and blue eyes

[Unhelpful]

5 minutes ago, dalekphalm said:

"I stalked this girl to find out her address and cell number - oh that's bad? Yeah we're good friends I totally asked her and she gave it to me"

Like I believe that he got the number that quickly right after saying he stalked her to find out her home address lol

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking.

 

@Computerengland you're a creep.

[Urishima]

4 minutes ago, ScootsMcgoots said:

don't send weiner pics  unless she sends one first.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

No judging.

[Urishima]

2 minutes ago, ScootsMcgoots said:

Uhh lol oops typo .  I just realized how that sounds when you read it out loud. 

Hey, we don't kink-shame around these parts. It's OK, you can be honest with us.

[ShadowCaptain]

44 minutes ago, ScootsMcgoots said:

Lol I hope this is a joke.  Picture is relevant. 

These last few days we need a kink section on the forum I think haha

 

(joke thats a super bad idea)

[Bhav]

6 minutes ago, ShadowCaptain said:

These last few days we need a kink section on the forum I think haha

 

(joke thats a super bad idea)

No that's a great idea. I need to see @Linus with his wrists cuffed and a ball gag in his mouth. Nipple clamps as well would make it even better.

[Bhav]

1 hour ago, ShadowCaptain said:

These last few days we need a kink section on the forum I think haha

 

(joke thats a super bad idea)

 @LinusLinus

 

Unremovable stuff on tablets.

Edited August 2, 2016 by Bhav

[TheSuspect]

Rather wait for her to give you her number.

[ShadowCaptain]

12 minutes ago, TheSuspect said:

Rather wait for her to give you her number.

He said she did

 

20 hours ago, Computerengland said:

so io asked her for her  number and she gave it to me so what shall i do

 

[TheSuspect]

2 minutes ago, ShadowCaptain said:

He said she did

 

Oh. Then in that case, um, why not? If she gave it to him, then I'm guessing she's okay with him texting her.

[ShadowCaptain]

Just now, TheSuspect said:

Oh. Then in that case, um, why not? If she gave it to him, then I'm guessing she's okay with him texting her.

Exactly

he just needs to say hi and take it from there

 

I dont know why people find it hard, you dont have to say anything special with a girl just talk to them like a normal person

[TheSuspect]

Just now, ShadowCaptain said:

I dont know why people find it hard, you dont have to say anything special with a girl just talk to them like a normal person

Agreed.

[GirlFromYonder]

i can think of multiple reasons for this thread to not exist

[NavyCuda]

Unsolicited communication with a female can have unpredictable and often undesirable results.

 

If you have no friends, good chance you're a basket case already.  If you want to get some leg, you certainly can't beg.  As a male who was socially inept through my childhood I can say with certainty that confidence in yourself and a lack of displayed desire is your best chance for success.  At 14... you've probably got another 5-10 years before you are in an emotional state that won't scare women.

 

Also, think about how badly you want to get your head kicked in.  That can happen too, when she tells her friend/father about a weirdo that's stalking her.