[Build Log] Let's Make Some COOKIES

[Hackentosher]

Hello all, so it's spring break, I got nothing to do, so let's make some damn cookies. Ima keep this intro short, so let's get right to it.

 

We start off by adding some sugar and butter to our mixing bowl
 

 

Now the sugar of the gods, brown sugar.

 

Pro tip: Always use more than double the amount of vanilla the recipe suggests you use. That's a whole tablespoon, the recipe says to use 1 teaspoon or some bull shit. We are not messin' around here, these cookies mean business and demand more elixir. 

 

Time to add some MLG pro 360 one-handed egg cracking to this affair.

 

And anotha' one.

 

Guys, I messed up and have promptly been kicked out of MLG.

 

All right, let's mix this shit into a concoction of pure butter, sugar, and unicorn dust.

 

Some baking soda, I have no clue what this shit does, but I'm assuming it helps these little beauties get baked.

 

Now some salt. Ya' see, this is pure NaCl. This shit is extracted from only the most immature 12 year-old COD players, the saltiest of the salty.

 

And mix that shit. Now at this stage, I noticed that the dough was a little flowery and dry. I added about another tablespoon of butter and a smallish egg, but forgot to document that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Now it's time for the best part. I don't think you guys can handle this. Not only did I start using my sexy DSLR to record my progress, I'm adding the best part. The one. The only. The Chocolate Chips. Sorry for the dark images, they looked fine and bright enough on the little preview on my camera ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Boom. Chocolaty chippity goodness.

 

It would have been great to get some help on this build, but unfortunately, my sous chef wanted to stay in bed the whole time  

 

And mixed!

 

And now, brought to you by GS6 potato cam: It's time to spoon this shit harder than that significant other you never had.

 

Now. Let's get baked.

 

The first two trays, unfortunately, these guys got a little too baked.

 

Thank you all for putting up with my tom foolery, now I must clean, eat something that isn't a cookie, and prepare to perform at a concert. Peace out.

 

 

 

 

 

[DaltonM]

Great now I want cookies. 

[iamdarkyoshi]

You seriously did that. K

[Rodniz]

Did you considered selling them ?

[The Benjamins]

At least benchmark them!

[Hackentosher]

3 minutes ago, Rodniz said:

Did you considered selling them ?

When I was twelve (never played COD, don't worry) I sold brownies. I made a metric shit load of money and funded my first poorly planned out hackintosh.

[Hackentosher]

4 minutes ago, iamdarkyoshi said:

You seriously did that. K

Of course I did! I'm not messing around when I post like 1864 status updates.

[iamdarkyoshi]

Just now, Suicidal Korean said:

At least benchmark them!

Did then need any BAKING?

 

What CHIPS did they use?

 

SOFTware or HARDware?

 

Okay I'm done

 

One more, What website did these COOKIES come from?

 

Screw it, another:

 

Are they Pb or Pb free? (lead or lead free XD)

[Hackentosher]

2 minutes ago, Suicidal Korean said:

At least benchmark them!

Ah, I tried. These guys got a little too warm with their factory overclock. 

[Hackentosher]

1 minute ago, iamdarkyoshi said:

 

One more, What website did these COOKIES come from?

They came from Kitchenaid-cookbook-I've-had-sitting-in-my-cupboard-for-years.net

[iamdarkyoshi]

Just now, Hackentosher said:

They came from Kitchenaid-cookbook-I've-had-sitting-in-my-cupboard-for-years.net

Oh come on, no laughing out louds from my horrible puns?

[Hackentosher]

3 minutes ago, iamdarkyoshi said:

Oh come on, no laughing out louds from my horrible puns?

Lol, they're called horrible puns for a reason.

[puusti]

Best build log ever!

[Hackentosher]

Just now, puusti said:

Best build log ever!

Thank you! I tried really hard!

[Hackentosher]

Alrighty, @ZillaGames just came to me with a brilliant idea. This summer, I'll send over some of this dank chippity goodness to grand master Linus himself.Perhaps I'll try making a ginger bread computer with a side panel window made from molten jolly ranchers, perhaps I'll just send him a box of cookies with a note. Anyway, it's a great idea. Mark your calendars for July 22nd. Time to make a quick draft of what it'll look like in CAD.

[BurstSMG]

1 hour ago, Hackentosher said:

Alrighty, @ZillaGames just came to me with a brilliant idea. This summer, I'll send over some of this dank chippity goodness to grand master Linus himself.Perhaps I'll try making a ginger bread computer with a side panel window made from molten jolly ranchers, perhaps I'll just send him a box of cookies with a note. Anyway, it's a great idea. Mark your calendars for July 22nd. Time to make a quick draft of what it'll look like in CAD.

This post right here. This post.

I'm so happy

[Hackentosher]

Jesus, this got so much more attention than my  drone build