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What are some good pickup lines?

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To be spoken nonchalantly, and ready to smile and have a quick comeback regardless of how she responds:

Would you hold it against me if I told you you had an awesome body? (bold)

Those clothes really don't look good on you.  You should take them off. (a bit brash)
 

An old one I saw in a movie somewhere:

Him:  "I've loved you since the beginning of time."

Her: "You only just met me yesterday."

Him: "And that's when time began."

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I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.

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you're so hot that you denature me

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can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas ?

Do you have a name or can i call you mine ?

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now , clothes are 100% off !

Are you the square root of -1 ? Because you can't be real

And my favourite one :You had me at "Hello world"

 

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Wanna kiss? she says yes, kiss her. She says no, proceed to pull out bag of hersheys kisses.

Does not having a second parenthesis around something bother anyone else as much as it does me? (Like if this statement was missing a second side)

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I found this:

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"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you" - Edward I. Koch

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