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Any good jokes/puns to celebrate the launch of the trailer?

Mine:

Yoda: Why was five afraid of seven

Cos six seven eight 

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the real joke is the prequels 

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the real joke is the prequels 

True dat, except for the Anakin vs Obi Wan Fight 

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"Did you see those new Star Wars prequels? Yeah, they were awesome, better than the originals!" said nobody ever.

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"The dark side clouds everything.. I can't see sith"

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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"The dark side clouds everything.. I can't see sith"

I have the "Cloud to Butt" Chrome extension on my browser so I see this...

dark_side.png

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jarjar is a cool and awesome character.

 

(this one is obvious)

 

I actually never had a problem with Jar Jar. Anakin was worse

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Oh and my two favourite Star Wars Jokes:

 

Q: Who tries to be a Jedi? A: Obi-Wannabe 

Q: What do Gungans put things in? A: Jar Jars 

 

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