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I was board bored with nothing to do, so I through this together. It will be freaking hilarious if I sell any, but who knows. I Don't call my self a graphic designer, but hey let me know if you think the design is any good. :D

 

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You were "board"?

 

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You were "board"?

 

board.jpg

 

it's late and it was typo lol

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I'd prefer a more cartoonish or pixelated fire pole

It doesn't look to eye-catching  or appealing 

Or add color

 

or not do it at all because the firepole situation is getting out of hand

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Just going to leave this here...

 

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Pulp Fiction was a good movie xD

SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME, SAY THAT ONE MORE GOD **** TIME I DARE YOU

Pixelated would have been cool tho 

Nice design though 

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I'd prefer a more cartoonish or pixelated fire pole

It doesn't look to eye-catching  or appealing 

Or add color

 

or not do it at all because the firepole situation is getting out of hand

 

Yeah my illustrator skills are vary lacking. I traced it from a basic 3D model I made in Sketchup. Totally not the right way to do it I know.

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Just going to leave this here...

 

obddx.jpg

 

 

*clears throat really loudly*

firepole

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-epic snip-

You are excused, Pinkie Pie ;)

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I was only 9 years old

I loved Firepole so much, I had all the merchandise and movies

I pray to Firepole every night before bed, thanking it for the life I’ve been given

“Firepole is love” I say, “Firepole is life”

Linus hears me and calls me a console peasant

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Firepole

I called him a butthurt PC fanboy

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

I’m crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it’s really cold

A warmth is moving towards me

I feel something touch me

Its Firepole

I am so happy

It whispers in my ear, “This is my new office”

I grab it with my fragile hands and embrace it between my thighs

I’m ready

I tighten my grip for Firepole

It slides between my thighs

It hurts so much but I do it for Firepole

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against its force

I want to please Firepole

It squeals a mighty squeal as it fills my soul with hurt

Linus walks in

Firepole looks him straight in the eye and says, “Just keep digging”

Firepole leaves through my window

Firepole is love, Firepole is life

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Just going to leave this here...

 

 

Stripper Pole ...  You're Fired Poll

... Life is a game and the checkpoints are your birthday , you will face challenges where you may not get rewarded afterwords but those are the challenges that help you improve yourself . Always live for tomorrow because you may never know when your game will be over ... I'm totally not going insane in anyway , shape or form ... I just have broken English and an open mind ... 

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I was only 9 years old

I loved Firepole so much, I had all the merchandise and movies

I pray to Firepole every night before bed, thanking it for the life I’ve been given

“Firepole is love” I say, “Firepole is life”

Linus hears me and calls me a console peasant

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Firepole

I called him a butthurt PC fanboy

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

I’m crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it’s really cold

A warmth is moving towards me

I feel something touch me

Its Firepole

I am so happy

It whispers in my ear, “This is my new office”

I grab it with my fragile hands and embrace it between my thighs

I’m ready

I tighten my grip for Firepole

It slides between my thighs

It hurts so much but I do it for Firepole

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against its force

I want to please Firepole

It squeals a mighty squeal as it fills my soul with hurt

Linus walks in

Firepole looks him straight in the eye and says, “Just keep digging”

Firepole leaves through my window

Firepole is love, Firepole is life

Literally can not breath from laughing so hard

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I was only 9 years old

I loved Firepole so much, I had all the merchandise and movies

I pray to Firepole every night before bed, thanking it for the life I’ve been given

“Firepole is love” I say, “Firepole is life”

Linus hears me and calls me a console peasant

I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Firepole

I called him a butthurt PC fanboy

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

I’m crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it’s really cold

A warmth is moving towards me

I feel something touch me

Its Firepole

I am so happy

It whispers in my ear, “This is my new office”

I grab it with my fragile hands and embrace it between my thighs

I’m ready

I tighten my grip for Firepole

It slides between my thighs

It hurts so much but I do it for Firepole

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against its force

I want to please Firepole

It squeals a mighty squeal as it fills my soul with hurt

Linus walks in

Firepole looks him straight in the eye and says, “Just keep digging”

Firepole leaves through my window

Firepole is love, Firepole is life

This took the funniest direction possible... xDxD

 

"Of course, its trash," Luke, 2014

 

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