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My cat just jumped from under my desk and attacked my leg.

I am bleeding. What should i do? Should i kick my cat out of my room?

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You should go back to my thread and give me reasons why your laptop is a good idea and how much is was because IM DESPERATE haha

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How deep is the cut?

If you are about to die, dial 911

 

yknow its time to teach your cat a lesson

my philosophy is "curiosity killed the cat"

only one option is left

neutralize your attacker

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Why do we care...?

lol

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Please go to my thread

 

New PC

 

I NEED HELP

 

Similer to this mans cat cuts

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My cat just jumped from under my desk and attacked my leg.

I am bleeding. What should i do? Should i kick my cat out of my room?

Is it locked in the room? If yes, why?

Do you vent said room? If no do it more often.

Are there any cables dangling around your legs?

I need more info..

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My cat just jumped from under my desk and attacked my leg.

I am bleeding. What should i do? Should i kick my cat out of my room?

Get off the computer and take care of the wounds.

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How deep is the cut?

If you are about to die, dial 911

 

yknow its time to teach your cat a lesson

my philosophy is "curiosity killed the cat"

only one option is left

neutralize your attacker

All good

And lol

Is it locked in the room? If yes, why?

Do you vent said room? If no do it more often.

Are there any cables dangling around your legs?

I need more info..

No

yes

no

Get off the computer and take care of the wounds.

Probably should.

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I've been scratched by my cats before, many times. Even when using the computer. Each time, I get up, go downstairs and take care of it before returning to my computer.

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Is it male or female?

Who does the cat hang out with most of the time?

Do you live in a cramped area?

Did you feed the cat?

How often does it get attention?

What Breed is it?

Female

me

no

no, not recently

lots

No idea

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Female

me

no

no, not recently

lots

No idea

Hmm, females don't tend to get cranky as often as males if they hang around the opposite gender.

It's possible she is hungry.

Has she attacked you or anyone before?

Did she do any hissing noise before attacking your legs?

Did you notice anything in the room like a insect?

Are you wearing shorts?

If yes does said shorts have anything dangling at the end?

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Hmm, females don't tend to get cranky as often as males if they hang around the opposite gender.

It's possible she is hungry.

Has she attacked you or anyone before?

Did she do any hissing noise before attacking your legs?

Did you notice anything in the room like a insect?

Are you wearing shorts?

If yes does said shorts have anything dangling at the end?

No

No

i don't know

yes

no

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No

No

i don't know

yes

no

Alright it's possible she was hungry saw something on or near your legs or wants more attention.

I'd suggest you keep an eye on her, give her some food and observe her behavior.

@MyInnerFred yes.

I can turn water into milk.

I can feed an entire village with a single salmon.

I can walk on water.

I can return from the dead 9 times

And I got betrayed by a dog who I thought was my friend.

....

....

....

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Alright it's possible she was hungry saw something on or near your legs or wants more attention.

I'd suggest you keep an eye on her, give her some food and observe her behavior.

@MyInnerFred yes.

I can turn water into milk.

I can feed an entire village with a single salmon.

I can walk on water.

I can return from the dead 9 times

And I got betrayed by a dog who I thought was my friend.

....

....

....

She just wanted attention.

LOL

I am not worthy 

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get some masking tape and tape it to your jeans a few times until it's no longer "sticky" enough to have resistance when removed.

Sit on cats back.

 

Revenge on the attacker

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sounds like a normal cat

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If you will beat her, she will hate you but she won't stop doing it, that's how cat works #linuscattips

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How deep is the cut?

If you are about to die, dial 911

 

yknow its time to teach your cat a lesson

my philosophy is "curiosity killed the cat"

only one option is left

neutralize your attacker

I ain't your slave. 

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