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this video opened up my mind to soooo many horizons, its a very funny video and i recommend you guys check out his channel, quite a swell guy. 

 

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Buys shoes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gets laid

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random bs video cool.

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*Disclaimer: Everyone's different... Not applicable to all women...

 

EDIT: Ohhh.... Ha.

 

Don't know to do at a job lol.

 

That one's spot on.

its not your average humor that all those GTA stunts channels have. quite a nice change actually. 

Space Journal #1: So Apparently i  was dropped on the moon like i'm a mars rover, in a matter of hours i have found the transformers on the dark side of the moon. Turns out its not that dark since dem robots are filled with lights, i waved hi to the Russians on the space station, turns out all those stories about space finding humans instead of the other way around is true(soviet Russia joke). They threw me some Heineken beer and I've been sitting staring at the people of this forum and earth since. 

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what about.....socks and sandals??? omg i said it....runs

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Women get turned off by guys who worry to much about their shoes. :P

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I was laughing at the end of it. "You are a elf" ahaha

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what about.....socks and sandals??? omg i said it....runs

Well... Sandals mean you don't have a job, so, basically Linus is a sock wearing jobless Samurai.

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SO if he didnt mention our type of shoe thats good?

SHAMEFUL DISPRAY

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Ah, I remember a video of this same guy of what to do when approaching/meeting a woman. Dude made a giant chart with different circumstances and outcomes and all. :D

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Ah, I remember a video of this same guy of what to do when approaching/meeting a woman. Dude made a giant chart with different circumstances and outcomes and all. :D

gotta say he'll come prepared

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