The Pixar Theory (NSA Who?)

[Cobalt]

Oh, the internet, the only place where apocaliptic children movies theories can exist.

 

Apparently there is a connection between all this Pixar movies:

 

 

• A Bug’s Life
• Toy Story 2
• Monsters Inc.
• Finding Nemo
• The Incredibles
• Cars
• Ratatouille
• Wall-E
• Up
• Toy Story 3
• Cars 2
• Brave
• Monsters University

 

All of them belong to a single universe with human extintion, animals being destroyed by robots and all the rest of normal things you see in children movies.

A little fragment for y´all:

There are two progressions: the progression of the animals and the progression of artificial intelligence. The events of the following movies set up a power struggle between humans, animals, and machines. The stage for all-out war in regards to animals is set by Ratatouille, Finding Nemo, and Up, in that order.

 

Go read the full article guys, and get your chilhood wrecked apart:

http://jonnegroni.com/2013/07/11/the-pixar-theory/

 

[TechTheWorld]

So aliens from outer space secretly invaded california,took over pixar, and slowly made movies to influence our views of an alien invasion.

[Cobalt]

So aliens from outer space secretly invaded california,took over pixar, and slowly made movies to influence our views of an alien invasion.

 

So that we will copulate with them aand somehow create monsters that will travel back in time to scare the crap out of children to generate electricity, yeah that´s basically it

[Vitalius]

Oh, the internet, the only place where apocaliptic children movies theories can exist.

 

Apparently there is a connection between all this Pixar movies:

All of them belong to a single universe with human extintion, animals being destroyed by robots and all the rest of normal things you see in children movies.

A little fragment for y´all:

 

Go read the full article guys, and get your chilhood wrecked apart:

http://jonnegroni.com/2013/07/11/the-pixar-theory/

Read it.

It's awesome. I prefer the optimistic idea that some guy in Pixar has all this pieced together on his wall and directs the movies accordingly.

Would be awesome if there is some greater narrative to the movies. Like, they are for kids obviously, but on a grander scale, there's something there for adults too.

[TechTheWorld]

So that we will copulate with them aand somehow create monsters that will travel back in time to scare the crap out of children to generate electricity, yeah that´s basically it

I knew it!

[Bleedman0xx]

Wait... what does Toy Story 2, Ratatouille & Up have to do with mass extinction?

[Cobalt]

Wait... what does Toy Story 2, Ratatouille & Up have to do with mass extinction?

More than you think my friend, one word "Doug".

 

But personally I think Dory is the most interesting of all, I mean if she really could communicate with whales, how far ahead was she of us??

[Bleedman0xx]

"Doug"

[Fetzie]

So that we will copulate with them

Hey, if it's hot enough? :)

[Cobalt]

 

"Doug"

 

The Tallking dog in Up?? The one that´s all goofy and ends up reigning all the other talikng dogs??

[Bleedman0xx]

The Tallking dog in Up?? The one that´s all goofy and ends up reigning all the other talikng dogs??

Oh, yeah. But what does that have to do with extinction?

[Cobalt]

Oh, yeah. But what does that have to do with extinction?

Read the whole theory

in short, they are fighting for world dominance against the machines, who have controlled us by that point.

So machines decide to control humans by using a corporation that suits their every need, leading to an industrial revolution that eventually leads to…pollution. When the animals rise up against the humans to stop them from polluting the earth, who will save them? The machines. We know that the machines will win the war, too, because after this war, there are no animals ever to be seen again on Earth. Who’s left?

[Bleedman0xx]

The theory is... Watch The Terminator. :/

[Puppet]

Human extinction confirmed.

[qwertywarrior]

half life 3 confirmed ?

[TechTheWorld]

Made this just for this thread:

[Cobalt]

Made this just for this thread:

 

I think I passed illumination a second ago!

[mr moose]

So that we will copulate with them aand somehow create monsters that will travel back in time to scare the crap out of children to generate electricity, yeah that´s basically it

haven't the Japanese been doing this in their cartoons since the 70's?

[TechTheWorld]

I think I passed illumination a second ago!

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