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I would travel into the future and purchase an android that could mimic the real life thoughts and behaviors of a man, then go back in time to when Benjamin Franklin lived and replace him with that android near the end of his life.  

 

We would go back to the present day and visit an advanced theater with one of those laser projection screens and showcase many of the new technologies that came after him that he would be fascinated by.

I am impelled not to squeak like a grateful and frightened mouse, but to roar...

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I would travel to the past just to document few things then come back.

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If I had Time Machine I would go to the Past with this Time Machine + Tech from today and make them believe I invented everything :3 "damn straight".

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I"d go back in time and set up a trust fund aimed solely at  teaching me, from childhood, to dance like Rudolf Nureyev so that I could sweep the object of my Romantic Obsession off of her feet when I met her.  :0/

 

Also, I'd go back to Washington D.C.'s Georgetown Häagen-Dazs in 1980 and buy an ice-cream from Henry Rollins... 

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I would travel into the past and kill my ancestors. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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I would travel into the past and kill my ancestors. 

Damn dude why would you do that?

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Damn dude why would you do that?

 

To see what a paradox would be like. How would I kill them if I wasn't able to be born? 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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To see what a paradox would be like. How would I kill them if I wasn't able to be born? 

My mind is like mixed right now....

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I would go back in time to buy shares in Coca-cola, Hershey  SC Johnson and Microsoft, meet my ancestors that i heard about but never met, pop in on adam and eve and shout at them DON"T F*** IT UP! AND IF YOU SEE A TALKING SNAKE BURN IT! then go back to the 60s and 70s and have my fill of unprotected sex oh and i'll stop a war or two.

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I would try to unfuck my fucked up life. 

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that would be fresh

 

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I would try to unfuck my fucked up life. 

 

Life is proliferation of chaos, you just have to learn to ride the wave. ;0)

 

Although I know what you mean. I'd go back and ensure that I had systems in place to help me learn how to better cope. :0/

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I would just travel forward to the time where inter-stellar space travel becomes common place, and stay there.

 

But why? X0D

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I might travel back when I was going to use my Time Machine so when I get to the past (when I was going to enter the Time Machine) I go to the Time Machine again and go back to the time I went to the Time Machine.

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I would have chosen the i7 2600k over my current one instead of a fancy mechanical keyboard and would have corrected stuff with my ex so that she would still be my gf now,also would have taken part in the civil war and would have fought for the confederate army.

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But why? X0D

Well, this period in human history isn't looking too good. Run by corrupt morons, populated mostly by normal morons, not much good going on, etc.

 

I just feel like the far future would be more fun.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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