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http://www.apparata.nl/nieuws/norton-ontwikkelt-anti-hack-broek-10759

 

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A pocket for your gadgets, which is as safe as your PC.

 
We know especially if Norton antivirus program, but that will change starting today. In cooperation with Beta Fire in San Francisco, they developed a trouser and jacket all your digital devices from outside dangers. In the pockets of these garments are RFID-blocking substances which make it impossible to steal your bank details for example.
 
RFID bag
The pants includes both the front and the back (where your wallet is usually) such anti-hacking pocket, while the jacket has only one bag. According to Beta Brands are they with Norton in October started developing privacy-clothes. People could pre-order the garments (in the style of Kickstarter and IndieGoGo), and on the basis of those figures Beta Brands decided to cancel the jacket, and to sell the pants.

 

You can actually but them Here: http://www.betabrand.com/think-tank/crowdfunding/mens-rfid-blocking-pocket-norton-denim-jeans.html

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Sexy time, the other person starts to take off your pants, "acces violation detected", zapps them, "thread neutralized"

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shit someone hacked my jeans, no not down there NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sexy time, the other person starts to take off your pants, "acces violation detected", zapps them, "thread neutralized"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh I'm dying!!! xD

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They should put heavy lead between the stitching so nothing gets thorough..Sure there will be tiny cons like your pants weighing a ton and your phone not getting any reception in your pocket but it's a small price to pay for security, amirite?

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I do like the thought of this. but

I have a sneaking suspicion that after 30 days they'll drop and i'll have to pay for a year of norton antivirus just to wear them.. 

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Sexy time, the other person starts to take off your pants, "acces violation detected", zapps them, "thread neutralized"

"Foreign body entry detected, activating liquid nitrogen eviction protocol"

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I wonder if these pants could be outfitted with an AI....

 

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Sigh... Just another useless thing trying to cash in on the FUD that NFC is dangerous and you will get your account details stolen.

 

So will this block all wireless signals or just the really low waves used by NFC? If it blocks all then I bet half of the people getting these will be mad at their phone losing reception...

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I wouldn't put anything Norton have made near my crotch.

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I do like the thought of this. but

I have a sneaking suspicion that after 30 days they'll drop and i'll have to pay for a year of norton antivirus just to wear them.. 

 

Or at least your flies will open itself at inappropriate times.

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Or at least your flies will open itself at inappropriate times.

And a flap will fall out with the norton "Trial has expired" text on it xD

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I laughed much harder at the comments on this thread than I should have.....

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B-b-b-b-but I checked it with google....

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B-b-b-b-but I checked it with google....

 

That doesn't surprise me.  I have a prick of time finding old threads, it doesn't matter what search engine I use, it usually ends up quicker to start at about the date and manually scroll through each page. :(

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That doesn't surprise me.  I have a prick of time finding old threads, it doesn't matter what search engine I use, it usually ends up quicker to start at about the date and manually scroll through each page. :(

Google usually finds it for me.

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