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Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse

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A man from Melbourne, Florida has received the worlds first-ever successful horse-to-man penis transplant in Iztapalapa, Mexico using the allograft procedure, which is a procedure in which the key components of organs are grown artificially. The news broke this morning as it was published in the Mexican newspaper ‘El Grafico.’

 

The recipient of the transplant, which took place July 16th, Nicholas Waterbury, wished to remain anonymous at first, but was convinced by Mexican physicians that he would go down in history as the world’s first ever, animal-to-man penile transplant recipient, and that it could bring him great fame. Waterbury then gave El Grafico the approval to use his name in their exclusive front-page article.

 

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So, if he has sex with a person, would it count as bestiality?

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Do you realize that having a very long dick is not of any use?

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So, if he has sex with a person, would it count as bestiality?

 

 

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Actually want to see it to believe it. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

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MrSuperb, on 24 Nov 2014 - 10:03 PM, said:

"Empire News is a satirical and entertainment website. We only use invented names in all our stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental."

o......k?

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Summoning @Snickerzz...

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And the point of a horse cock on a human is???

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MrSuperb, on 24 Nov 2014 - 10:17 PM, said:

it is hoax ... not that anyone here believes this story is true ...

May or may not be fake (very good chance it actually is), either way it's something to laugh at :P

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I thought i was the only one O.o

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Hah! I don't need a transplant to have a horse cock!

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Well looks like im getting surgery! :D

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