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I look like Edward Snowden

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Meet up with Snowden and take over the world.

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Lol, that's awesome.

 

Not that you get harassed, but that you look like him.

 

On the note of being harassed however, you should just laugh at them, as they are too stupid to realise that you couldn't possibly be Snowden because he wouldn't show his face in public and he is currently taking asylum in Russia.

The first step to insanity is believing in your sanity.

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Say you are he's clone or twin brother sent to secretly spy on the US government and roam the free world terrorizing the governments! :D

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A guy on Reddit said I should  "Burn some cd's and hand them out saying "keep it secret, keep it safe". The cd's would have an encrypted image of dick butt."

I like that idea LOL

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A guy on Reddit said I should  "Burn some cd's and hand them out saying "keep it secret, keep it safe". The cd's would have an encrypted image of dick butt."

I like that idea LOL

Aaaah, the good ole reddit army, never fails to impress.

The first step to insanity is believing in your sanity.

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NSA CIA FBI NCIS all going to be sniffing over this!

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Get a few shirts that say "I AM NOT EDWARD F*CKING SNOWDEN"

 

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NSA CIA FBI NCIS all going to be sniffing over this!

 

Luckily I'm from South Africa lol.

Catch me if you can NSA!!!

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Shit you really do look like Snowden, just keep looking like him and troll every single one who confronts you with it.
that´s what i would do :)

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Get a few shirts that say "I AM NOT EDWARD F*CKING SNOWDEN"

 

:lol:

 

^^ THIS!!!!   I never though about it, but it seems so obvious now!

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Luckily I'm from South Africa lol.

Catch me if you can FBI!!!

 

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Tom Hanks will be looking for you!

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Tell people they need to get robotic eye implants for being blind. The head shapes are completely different.

 

 

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Solution: Become Edward Snowden

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You don't look like him because your nose,chin and skull do not match....Those people who harass you just have bad observation.

Sent from my Nexus 7 (2013).

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Tell people to get fucked and continue on with your day.

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Start a youtube channel impersonating him

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In the bottom right pic where you are wearing the same color shirt im 90% sure your twins

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