Computer personalities, what is your computer like to you?

[MzCatieB]

Ok so my partner said that my desktop wasn't a living thing this morning (Understandable) and that it doesn't have a personality... i claim this as wrong and that ALL computers small or large have a personality in some way, for example:

My desktop is sort of like a uni student, it works very well, loves to annoy me and some mornings it doesn't like to wake up and all it wants to do is play computer games.

 

would you say that your computer has a personality, if yes what kind of personality is it?

 

 

[WoodenMarker]

My computer has no personality. It is a tool that I can look at and adore. It is a 'window' to all that is the internet.

[everything count to life]

A devil or demon

[joelthezombie15]

My current one is a old person on its death bed. I have a 7 year old OEM system and it is constantly over heating. and i think/pray it will die soon.

[calebp123]

I would agree that computers have some personality. Just like a car/ boat enthusiast would say that their vehicle has a personality and name. My pc is kinda like a an annoying sibling. It does stuff when it wants to and on its own time. Though in the end you still love it.

[EChondo]

I don't think of my computer as a person or having a personality, but I can see where you're getting at.

 

I would say mine is the more outfitted type that just wants to be normal, but has a great mind power to do anything it wants.

 

So the average Joe person walking down the street that has an IQ of 150.

[Volbet]

My computer is an infant. It keeps me up at night, It can be noisy and annoying and I can't hit, because i'm afraid it would begin to bleed

[felixbearpig]

Mine is a cat ...... That sums it up

[Night]

I understand what you mean. In my mind and when talking to myself I refer to Valhalla...as...Valhalla.. Hes like a viking death lord.

[Konn]

I still see my computer as a computer. 

[Wi RoZ]

My current machine is like an old mate who never gives up trying to do his best to help me with anything I need, although I know he can't handle to much because of his age. My new one will be his prime-time son (same stable mentality, but juiced on steroids). 

[Deus Ragno]

"Insert witty girlfriend analogy here"

[Tommy]

Classy as F*CK

[MdX MaxX]

The ideal balance of aggression and elegance, aesthetics and practicality, performance and value.  A humble beast.

 

:lol:

[Langdon]

My laptop is really hot, just like me.

Just kidding, my laptop does overheat a lot though.

[Enderman]

I think its...

...SWAG.

[Hoppa]

My old computer used to work like a boss, but almost every time my friends would come over it would play up and certain things just refused to work.

Sometimes it would just be weird and not detect usb input, or windows aero would crash for no reason.

 

It would always behave when no else was around. T_T

[Beskamir]

My current one is a old person on its death bed. I have a 7 year old OEM system and it is constantly over heating. and i think/pray it will die soon.

kill it by overclocking it:)

[loepa]

I like my pc's personality

[Robi Dawn]

Mines hte perfect assistant and and buy him little upgrades as a reward :)

[That Norwegian Guy]

My computer is.... Diligent. But refined. I guess if I were to nominate one person it most resembles it would be Commander Sisko from Deep Space Nine.

 

 

Doesn't take shit from anyone and always gets the job done :D

[smjpl]

Mine is like an ex Olympic athlete who is trying to overcome a heroine addiction. Really fast and brilliant but the smallest hitch and it's back on the smack. I think the sound card is a bad influence on it. 

[sotiris.bos]

Mine is like a senior with superpowers (beast i7 860) but his nurses (crappy intel motherboard) don't let him use them (can't overclock)

[MadZee]

My current PC (the on in the sig) is like an average sportsman and a good buddy. Works hard and well, not the best in any way, but gets everything done. Also, he's reliable, won't give up on anything, but he hates the heat (just like I do :D)

 

My laptop is like a middle-aged family man, who never has been super good at anything. he's starting to show his age, not as fast/powerful as in his heyday, but still trying hard.

 

My old banana crate of a PC is like an old, senile and stubborn man, who is refusing to go to the mental institution. He's OK physically, but sometimes there is something wrong with his head (8 years old, no OS reinstalls). Used to be like my new PC, fast and strong, but let himself go.

[Esivo]

My wife