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Ubershitdick

Ubersoftwank

 

Sorry... i can be a bit immature.

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i7 5930k . 16GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666 DDR4 . Gigabyte GA-X99-Gaming G1-WIFI . Zotac GeForce GTX 980 AMP! 4GB SLi . Crucial M550 1TB SSD . LG BD . Fractal Design Define R2 Black Pearl . SuperFlower Leadex Gold 750w . BenQ GW2765HT 2560x1440 . CM Storm QF TK MX Blue . SteelSeries Rival 
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how about this.

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you be soft for our new assassins creed game...

PCs

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Ubisoft.

"Lenghts of Snakes Match Each Silent Syllable" (PTM)

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how about this.

The milk is running out...

 

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PC IS THE MAIN PLATFORM. 

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ubisoft is great at optimizing their games

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What do you do when you really need a Ubipoo in an English country garden, pull down your pants and fertilise the plants in a English country garden. Get the UbiShit and attack with a stick. 

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