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*The diplomat gets bored and motions for the largest and strongest spetsnaz soldier to give him the contents of a box*

*The spetsnaz soldier reaches into the box. And pulls out some yarn and two big needles*

*The diplomat starts knitting*

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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*The diplomat gets bored and motions for the largest and strongest spetsnaz soldier to give him the contents of a box*

*The spetsnaz soldier reaches into the box. And pulls out some yarn and two big needles*

*The diplomat starts knitting*

 

The knitting catches the Japanese envoy's attention... He is watching with curiosity...

Mutsuki:

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*Japanese guard pushing a trolley with fine sashimi, accompanied by 4 Japanese musicians in costume enter the room*

 

Japanese envoy: How about some food and entertainment while we wait?

 

BGM:

 

Hitler: *takes a sip from glass* This is some fine alcohol, @techswede.

I do say, You got any fish and chips?

 

*The diplomat gets bored and motions for the largest and strongest spetsnaz soldier to give him the contents of a box*

*The spetsnaz soldier reaches into the box. And pulls out some yarn and two big needles*

*The diplomat starts knitting*

What you knitting? A jumper haha

Steve

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*Ireland bursts in the room with Canada close behind (we planned this set of messages out in PM, as it would sound weird to say canada was close behind after I say everything)*

 

Sorry I'm late, we had some business to attend to.

 

*20 well armed Irish guards enter the room & watch windows for intruders*

 

Let's get this convention started.

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"You are a bit late."
*Points at pool of blood on the floor*

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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"You are a bit late."

*Points at pool of blood on the floor*

 

Well sooooorrrryyyy. I was dealing with important business.

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'twas very important diplomatic business.

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"We appear to be missing representatives from Ireland, Usa, Canada, Italy, Greece, Mexico and brazil"

I am not here?

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I am not here?

"So you were here...."

*Puts both his tokarev TT-33 pistols on the table*

"I'm looking forward to discussing your troop movements in finland"

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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I see we're all realativitly well armed, arnt we? *Lifts realativitly short skirt, revealing two m1911 pistols strapped to her thighs*

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It's only for safety. And it was apparantly a good idea since there was a guy here earlier that wasn't exactly polite. 
*Points once again at the pool of blood on the floor*

 

... Someone should mop that up so nobody slips

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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I see we're all realativitly well armed, arnt we? *Lifts realativitly short skirt, revealing two m1911 pistols strapped to her thighs*

 

Let us abstain from violence.

 

*dumps out two SMGs from trenchcoat*

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It's only for safety. And it was apparantly a good idea since there was a guy here earlier that wasn't exactly polite. 

*Points once again at the pool of blood on the floor*

 

... Someone should mop that up so nobody slips

 

"Irish soldier darts out & back in with a mop, and begins to clean up*

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*puts her skirt back down, sits down at the table*

 

So, someone lay out the issues.

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"So you were here...."

*Puts both his tokarev TT-33 pistols on the table*

"I'm looking forward to discussing your troop movements in finland"

I moved them there for the safety of the people, I just annexed Finland, there could be trouble within the state, I wish no harm to surrounding countries. If a peace treaty eases your will we can do such. 

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It's only for safety. And it was apparantly a good idea since there was a guy here earlier that wasn't exactly polite. 

*Points once again at the pool of blood on the floor*

 

... Someone should mop that up so nobody slips

 

Good evening lads sorry I'm....*slips on blood*

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

Only Abate, Axe, and Wobbles can save us.

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Good evening lads sorry I'm....*slips on blood*

 

Irish soldier: Watch it laddie! I'm mopping that up! *thunks you on the head with the end of the mop*

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 I should mention, my guards are the ones in suites and ties and fedoras. I have class, unlike well. we will leave it at that. 

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 I should mention, my guards are the ones in suites and ties and fedoras. I have class, unlike well. we will leave it at that. 

 

Are you suggesting that us irish folk are unclassy?

 

I assure you, this is practical attire.

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Irish soldier: Watch it laddie! I'm mopping that up! *thunks you on the head with the end of the mop*

 

Aye no damage done. Would you mind mopping my back?

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

Only Abate, Axe, and Wobbles can save us.

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Are you suggesting that us irish folk are unclassy?

 

I assure you, this is practical attire.

A tie clip is a powerful tool if you know what it can do and what to do with it. 

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Aye no damage done. Would you mind mopping my back?

 

Soldier: My pleasure. *cleans you off & extends a hand to pull you up*

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I notice, Italian troops are moving quite close to our allies in the UK.

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I notice, Italian troops are moving quite close to our allies in the UK.

Don't worry your pretty little head. Italy is a peaceful country. 

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