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What if I told you all I had a superpower?

Sammael
By Sammael
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It's true.  I did not want to come out of the closet, but I feel like it's time to stop hiding.

 

I have the power to grant goosebumps.  Disbelievers?  Fine, I will display my great powers before you right now.

 

 

 

 

I am impelled not to squeak like a grateful and frightened mouse, but to roar...

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bitch please, i can turn food into shit

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Everybody goes on and on about how Jesus turned water into wine, I turn wine into pee. 

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It's the time of night when the stupid posts come out to play....

 

Now where are those post-pedo's to kidnap them so I don't have to see them.

 

Damn kids playing on my lawn.

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bitch please, i can turn food into shit

 

no pic no proof

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I can track vibrations in the air

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I have the power to travel at 130 KM / h without toching the road surface with my feet.

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Aww man.... I thought you meant a goosebumps book. To say the least I'm not amused by your super power.

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no pic no proof

seriously, you don't want to see that shit     #pun

Details separate people.

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I'd tell you that your superpower appears to be rather faulty, for I am goosebump-less.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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If you want scenes that have that kind of effect, here you go.

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7D7oGq5tE from 52 seconds onwards

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Kmuk5UedE 1:14 onwards

 

48 seconds in is where the fun starts

 

Then there is pretty much the entire second half of the final episode of katanagatari

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I'm an Internet Hero. I fight trolls on a daily basis. Get on my level!

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