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No one..

It ended after i had to replace all my living room furniture.. My friend called it a surströmming grenade..

Hehehe it sounds glorious. 

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Hehehe it sounds glorious.

No picture for that?

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Put a log through some assholes window in my friends street while riding on a bike  ^_^

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Cut down some poles on a pier that our neighborhood asshole put up to prevent us from driving our golf carts out onto the pier, which was a community pier, and the poles made it inaccessible to handicapped people so :P on him

 

Edit: this guy was the sort that routinely sprayed kids with hoses for riding past his house on go karts, on roads he didn't own.

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Cut down some poles on a pier that our neighborhood asshole put up to prevent us from driving our golf carts out onto the pier, which was a community pier, and the poles made it inaccessible to handicapped people so :P on him

Edit: this guy was the sort that routinely sprayed kids with hoses for riding past his house on go karts, on roads he didn't own.

Oh one of those guys huh?

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Hehehe it sounds glorious. 

Have you ever opened a can of surströmming? It is repulsive and it's almost impossible to get the smell out of cloth furniture...

Im pretty sure that opening one in a public place is a direct violation of the geneva convention

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Horses =33

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Horses =33

 

Are you saying you've done a horse illegally? :P

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Oh one of those guys huh?

Yea, he threatened to shoot my sisters dog because it occasionally ran through his yard (everyone just let their dogs run loose in this neighborhood, was never a problem except this asshole). He waited around at a neighborhood party at our communal picnic area until my parents left, approached and threatened her, she immediately informed him "if you touch my dog I will burn your fucking house down". He immediately left and never mention it again.

 

This guy was a real douche, everyone in the neighborhood hated him and his witch of a wife.

 

 

 

Horses =33

 

With a dick like that you should do porn, could make hundreds of thousands (especially since gay porn actors make 3 times as much as what straight porn actors make, which is kinda fucked up)

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Yea, he threatened to shoot my sisters dog because it occasionally ran through his yard (everyone just let their dogs run loose in this neighborhood, was never a problem except this asshole). He waited around at a neighborhood party at our communal picnic area until my parents left, approached and threatened her, she immediately informed him "if you touch my dog I will burn your fucking house down". He immediately left and never mention it again.

This guy was a real douche, everyone in the neighborhood hated him and his witch of a wife.

With a dick like that you should do porn, could make hundreds of thousands (especially since gay porn actors make 3 times as much as what straight porn actors make, which is kinda fucked up)

Hahahaha.

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Are you saying you've done a horse illegally? :P

depends on the state ;)

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depends on the state ;)

 

Oh lawd ;)

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Have you ever opened a can of surströmming? It is repulsive and it's almost impossible to get the smell out of cloth furniture...

Im pretty sure that opening one in a public place is a direct violation of the geneva convention

I don't believe so xD

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depends on the state ;)

How fucked up do you have to be to do that? Even if it is a joke you need some serious help.

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How fucked up do you have to be to do that? Even if it is a joke you need some serious help.

thanks! :)

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thanks! :)

LOL

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How fucked up do you have to be to do that? Even if it is a joke you need some serious help.

It's supposedly legal in Massachusetts he posted a status about it read through his most recent one where he says he put his original pic back.

 

 

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Have you ever opened a can of surströmming? It is repulsive and it's almost impossible to get the smell out of cloth furniture...

Im pretty sure that opening one in a public place is a direct violation of the geneva convention

I just need to get something sorted here. Your membertitle says "Danish", Your username is "techswede", your location is "... Sweden..." and you always write that you're swedish...

 

How are you danish??? My brain doesn't ev- *explodes*

 

No but seriously, how can you be danish and swedish at the same time? :D

 

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I let my ex girlfriend eat my millions of potential babies.

 

 

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I just need to get something sorted here. Your membertitle says "Danish", Your username is "techswede", your location is "... Sweden..." and you always write that you're swedish...

 

How are you danish??? My brain doesn't ev- *explodes*

 

No but seriously, how can you be danish and swedish at the same time? :D

Maybe he is Danish genetically but legally Swedish.

 

 

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I don't believe so xD

It should be  <_<

 

Here is why it's bad if anyone was wondering

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It's supposedly legal in Massachusetts he posted a status about it read through his most recent one where he says he put his original pic back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

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I just need to get something sorted here. Your membertitle says "Danish", Your username is "techswede", your location is "... Sweden..." and you always write that you're swedish...

 

How are you danish??? My brain doesn't ev- *explodes*

 

No but seriously, how can you be danish and swedish at the same time? :D

 

EDIT: The worst thing I've done? I swear (a lot) on North American websites. Fuck self-censorship.

Genetically im Danish.

But i've been raised here in sweden.. And i had to give up my dual citizenship in order to go through basic training.

I have to stay here until i've finished my education but as soon as that's done i'll move to denmark.. I just feel more at home over there...

 

As far as my forum name is concerned. I went with location instead of genetics

Maybe he is Danish genetically but legally Swedish.

Exactly

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I tore off one of these.  B)

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I tore off one of these.  B)

 

Although that particular one does allow the consumer to tear it off  ^_^

====>The car thread<====>Dark Souls thread<====>Placeholder<====
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