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until he found Deizel dead

the mystery is very real

Space Journal #1: So Apparently i  was dropped on the moon like i'm a mars rover, in a matter of hours i have found the transformers on the dark side of the moon. Turns out its not that dark since dem robots are filled with lights, i waved hi to the Russians on the space station, turns out all those stories about space finding humans instead of the other way around is true(soviet Russia joke). They threw me some Heineken beer and I've been sitting staring at the people of this forum and earth since. 

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the mystery is very real

Linus was the reason why


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Linus was the reason why

everyone is actually a zombie

Handle every stressful situation like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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everyone is actually a zombie

the thing is that we...

Space Journal #1: So Apparently i  was dropped on the moon like i'm a mars rover, in a matter of hours i have found the transformers on the dark side of the moon. Turns out its not that dark since dem robots are filled with lights, i waved hi to the Russians on the space station, turns out all those stories about space finding humans instead of the other way around is true(soviet Russia joke). They threw me some Heineken beer and I've been sitting staring at the people of this forum and earth since. 

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Dream of Linus every night.

while having our personal time

Handle every stressful situation like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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while having our personal time

Which isn't really that creepy

(/s BTW)

"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology." ~Carl Sagan


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But when we wake up we

have clearly lost our minds

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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, so we decide to sleep again

until Freddy Crougar comes in

Handle every stressful situation like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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So we go and try to

 

learn the magic of friendship

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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learn the magic of friendship

By recreating world war two

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But during the war Linus dies.

Luke is fired one last time

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-snip, ninjad-

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but accidently shot himself instead.

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can read binary and those who can't.

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can read hexadecimal and F the rest.

~Fletch

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That are giant and hairy. 

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Started to pile into a ball

while vomiting fiery blue blood.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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