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What is the most BADASS thing you have ever done?

megadarkwood

Hmmm let me think...

 

- I do that thing where you catch things without looking a lot (because of my counterstrike reflexes)

 

- I think I'm a minor psychic (Really weird stuff keeps happening to me)

 

I know there's something I did that was REAAAALY cool I just can't freaking remember it!

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Added a few of mine :P

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In game:

 

    sniped somebody out of a jet in gta v

    Managed to go 36 and 2 on the prison map in bf4

    and more but don't remember.

 

In real life:

    Got to sit in the bombardiers seat in a b17 flying fortress for an entire flight. 

 

For anybody wondering what the bombardiers seat looks like.

 

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Well in elementary school we always played dodgeball in the breaks, seriously, every single time.

So I was a fucking master in dodging ( I would collapse my body to the ground in order to dodge).

However that is not the badass part.

At the time I was intrigued by the Lord of the Rings movies and Battle for Middle earth (yes just like Linus)

So I had the ball eventually and yelled 'Elendiiil!!!' And accidently threw the ball on the roof of the school building.

Another time in highschool I poked this guy on the shoulder to say hi, he responded with a punch for some reason and the first second I was fazed but after that I went after him like a maniac.

I didn't get to him because teachers stopped me but he looked like a giant pussy by running away after giving me a punch.

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Caught a disc my friend threw.  It's more bad-ass then it seems, I disc golf

and those discs are heavy, sharp, and fly faster than a baseball does.

 I was further down the hole and my friend threw it right at me.  Without

thinking, I caught it.  It hurt like hell but my friends think I'm a ninja now  :ph34r:

 

There was this one event a bunch of students at my school did, it was

basically a town-wide cops and robbers with 100+ people playing all around

The cops were students driving and the robbers were a bunch of kids running.  

To start, they gave us a 5 minute head start.  Everyone ran like hell because 

we had to reach another point in our city that was about 12 miles away.  If you

reached that point first, you won.  While running around and hiding from the

"cops," my friends and I ducked into these peoples bushes by their front door.

Given our teenager luck, the owners pulled up and we had to run  like crazy.  

The guy called the cops and we had to run away from them, escaping by diving

into a bush. My friend and I ended up winning as freshman against seniors and

stuff.  I felt accomplished because we made it before the cross country team. 

 

Some kid was trying to pressure me into smoking which I hate and he said he 

would beat the S*** out of me.  I responded by knocking the weed out of his

hand and punching him in the face, he started to tear up so I walked away. 

 

Another kid (stoner) was trying to steal my bike so I kicked in his front door 

when he had it locked with one of these

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he told his dad and I told his dad what happened.  He got

a major a** whoopin

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