Plea for help, I need names for my computers

[grimreeper132]

I have several computers (about 22ish (including 2 pis if you count them, I do)) and I like to name all my PCs something that I remember easily. The names I have currently are

 

Muffinator (6.5TB NAS,)

The Toasted Controller (the PC I use to control my LAN and also my old PC, i5 4570, R9 380)

Bread And Butter Pudding (my gaming laptop i7 7700HQ, GTX 1050ti, I want to see the network admins face when I log onto their network with this name) 

The Lord Of All Toasters (Main rig, 1920X 1080ti)

The Cheese Toastie (My XP Machine)

The Two Slicer (HP core 2 duo machine, going to be my spotify machine)

The Portable Slice of Bread (atom N260 laptop)

The semi portable Toastie Machine (fujisty lifebook A532 with a i7 3612QM and a battery that lasts a few mins max)

The Toaster (1TB NAS for my parents)

 

those are the named ones, I have 5 I need to name

3X Ilison IQ9000i (9TB storage each)

1X AMD dual core laptop (XP laptop no battery)

2X (Raspberry Pis)

1X All in one printer (that doesn't print black ink, so it pretty much a scanner (I know I need a new one but they expensive))

 

The names as you should be able to see have a theme, they are all bread related (apart from the muffinator which sorta is) I will be sticking to this theme but suggestions would be nice, as I haven't came up with anything yet. Thanks

 

 

EDIT- Names I came up with since I posted this post and/or got suggested

 

Loaf And Let Die (like the start less the end, so needs a little more work) (not sure who for, either XP laptop or semi broken printer)

______ sandwiches (for the pis)

[kilgore_T]

nothing I think of will be better than Muffinator

 

[grimreeper132]

5 minutes ago, kilgore_T said:

nothing I think of will be better than Muffinator

 

How did you get a photo of one of my computers??? And yea I know I can't beat that either I love that name. 

 

The only solution I can think of to this problem is to get drunk and think about it then  

[marten.aap2.0]

The Sand Witch

[Radioactive Snowman]

Big Bertha

 

Ol' Tessy

 

[Drak3]

Skynet

 

Tiny Box Tim

 

The Open Window Diddler of 2015

 

Beezlebot

 

Pinky Brewster

 

 

[Anghammarad]

4 hours ago, grimreeper132 said:

I have several computers (about 22ish (including 2 pis if you count them, I do)) and I like to name all my PCs something that I remember easily. The names I have currently are

 

Muffinator (6.5TB NAS,)

The Toasted Controller (the PC I use to control my LAN and also my old PC, i5 4570, R9 380)

Bread And Butter Pudding (my gaming laptop i7 7700HQ, GTX 1050ti, I want to see the network admins face when I log onto their network with this name) 

The Lord Of All Toasters (Main rig, 1920X 1080ti)

The Cheese Toastie (My XP Machine)

The Two Slicer (HP core 2 duo machine, going to be my spotify machine)

The Portable Slice of Bread (atom N260 laptop)

The semi portable Toastie Machine (fujisty lifebook A532 with a i7 3612QM and a battery that lasts a few mins max)

The Toaster (1TB NAS for my parents)

 

those are the named ones, I have 5 I need to name

3X Ilison IQ9000i (9TB storage each)

1X AMD dual core laptop (XP laptop no battery)

2X (Raspberry Pis)

1X All in one printer (that doesn't print black ink, so it pretty much a scanner (I know I need a new one but they expensive))

 

The names as you should be able to see have a theme, they are all bread related (apart from the muffinator which sorta is) I will be sticking to this theme but suggestions would be nice, as I haven't came up with anything yet. Thanks

 

 

EDIT- Names I came up with since I posted this post

 

Loaf And Let Die (like the start less the end, so needs a little more work) (not sure who for, either XP laptop or semi broken printer)

for the Pis:

Marmelade

Jam

 

 

[grimreeper132]

1 hour ago, Radioactive Snowman said:

Big Bertha

 

Ol' Tessy

 

 

1 hour ago, Drak3 said:

Skynet

 

Tiny Box Tim

 

The Open Window Diddler of 2015

 

Beezlebot

 

Pinky Brewster

 

 

I want to keep them bread related. but thanks

 

 

53 minutes ago, Anghammarad said:

for the Pis:

Marmelade

Jam

 

 

Yea, marmalade is horrible so no. As for jam maybe, given me a thought but yea thanks

[Anghammarad]

More Pi suggestions:

 

Honey

Nutella

Marmite

Salami

Peanutbutter / Pinutbutter =P

 

[Drak3]

3 minutes ago, grimreeper132 said:

want to keep them bread related. but thanks

Ryenet

Bread Box Tim

The White Flour Diddler of 2015

Beezlebaguette

Pinky Doughster

[grimreeper132]

2 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Ryenet

Bread Box Tim

The White Flour Diddler of 2015

Beezlebaguette

Pinky Doughster

Ryenet- maybe
bread box tim- no sounds like a childrens character

The White Flour Diddler - no, It's a bit blunt and too sexual (yes I get the muffinator could be taken as an adult thing but it is also completely non adult at the same time)

Beezlebaguette - no, just no a massive fan of the name

Pink Dougster - no

 

6 minutes ago, Anghammarad said:

More Pi suggestions:

 

Honey

Nutella

Marmite

Salami

Peanutbutter / Pinutbutter =P

 

the last one I like the pin, but can't decide if it would be better as pinoutbutter or if that's worse. 

as for the others yea maybe, I think I agree the pis should be _____ sandwiches but what kind not sure yet. 

[Drak3]

Just now, grimreeper132 said:

Ryenet- maybe
bread box tim- no sounds like a childrens character

The White Flour Diddler - no, It's a bit blunt and too sexual (yes I get the muffinator could be taken as an adult thing but it is also completely non adult at the same time)

Beezlebaguette - no, just no a massive fan of the name

Pink Dougster - no

Well, that's what you get when you want bread based names and notreferences of mixed notoriety.

[grimreeper132]

Just now, Drak3 said:

Well, that's what you get when you want bread based names and notreferences of mixed notoriety.

hey the reason I have bread names is because my first computer was a cheese toastie with wires sticking out of it and the naming scheme has stuck

[Majinhoju]

I would probably go with a Transformers naming convention.  Your mightiest computer should be Optimus Prime.