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Next Gen has arrived ladies and gents.

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Are you serious. Why do people think it can see your dick? it can't Its using a 3D camera to get depth data and fi you dick shows through your pants of corse its going to show up on the camera. The camera does not use X-rays so this story is total bullcrap.

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Your dick wouldn't show up in an X-Ray image. Neither would any of your soft tissues and organs, because only hard objects like bones and toy cars reflect X-Rays. Infra-red wouldn't show it either.

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Saw a comment in the video "Source is Alex Jones, please ignore" Totally agree with that... While, there are many many things wrong with our country.. NSA, Congress filabustering, etc.. There is nothing more annoying in the world than conspiracy theorists... Alex's headline for this video is probably.. "MICROSOFT TYRANNY, THEY CAN SEE YOUR PENIS, THOSE POWER HUNGRY ANIMALS NEW WORLD ORDER, NEW WORLD ORDER!" When its just a fold in the pants.......LOL. I'd really like Alex to take apart the camera and see if the IR tech is actually in there to see through clothes, he probably doesn't even know how it would work.

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Okay? If it was I honestly wouldn't give a fuck. Wanna watch my junk swing around while I play a game go head. Not my problem you're a fuckn creep. ya know.

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I can see how this may be useful.

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Next Gen has arrived ladies and gents.

 

I totally read that with Hal 9000's voice from Space Odyssey

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Next Gen has arrived ladies and gents.

xD it'd be an actually useful feature although creepy as f***

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Your dick wouldn't show up in an X-Ray image. Neither would any of your soft tissues and organs, because only hard objects like bones and toy cars reflect X-Rays. Infra-red wouldn't show it either.

My dick isn't "soft" tissue ;)

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My dick isn't "soft" tissue ;)

 

Maybe you should see a doctor about that :P

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xD it'd be an actually useful feature although creepy as f***

First Pornhub on PS4 and now this.

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First Pornhub on PS4 and now this.

#ConsoleFappingRace

FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP

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That is a fold in his jeans...

this they were sensationalizing

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Saw a comment in the video "Source is Alex Jones, please ignore" Totally agree with that... While, there are many many things wrong with our country.. NSA, Congress filabustering, etc.. There is nothing more annoying in the world than conspiracy theorists... Alex's headline for this video is probably.. "MICROSOFT TYRANNY, THEY CAN SEE YOUR PENIS, THOSE POWER HUNGRY ANIMALS NEW WORLD ORDER, NEW WORLD ORDER!" When its just a fold in the pants.......LOL. I'd really like Alex to take apart the camera and see if the IR tech is actually in there to see through clothes, he probably doesn't even know how it would work.

 

it was a joke but i guess i failed on that, i know is a fold even the host said it wasn't a dick but honestly that thing looks really spot on for being false and not even on purpose anyways 

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