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How the Media Interprets GTA V in a Nutshell

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The f***...

 

Quite a story...

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OMG, I am done. (I say that a lot.)

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18+

M for mature

If you dont want your kid to turn into a monster, dont buy him. The end.

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This guy is completely irrational. 

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Yes, because it's not like the world was violent before video games anyways..

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"I could hear the same character conversation over and over again as he repeated the attempts. On the fourth try, he couldn't take it anymore, and he said under his breath, "This is stupid."

repeated attempts....4th try?

"this is stupid" leads to.... - "Hey, hey, hey! There's no need for that. You need to calm down," I said in a panic. "It's just a game. There's no need for you to explode like that."

WHO IS THIS GUY!!! I call bs on the whole article. (as if most didn't already)

 

None of this ever happened, so don't go saying "this guy is unreal"....because "this guy" doesn't exist, he and his son were made up in the head of some person trying to sell a story.

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That level of unsustainable rage can break a man


 

If that little weetard is a "MAN" then im a balerina...

 

He have more spots on his face than moon got craters...

 

To destroy him in total - he plays a console...

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I like how because he said black guy he is a racist..Liberal media at its finest.. :lol:

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As if it presented no moral conflict at all, he picked it up and thanked me, his tone that of hate-stained mockery disguised under a deceiving veil of casualness. Then he took a long drink, as if to say, "This is my world, old man, and I take what I want!"

"I KNEW it," I screamed, slapping the glass from his hand. Thousands of tea droplets sprayed the walls and the TV screen as my son jerked in surprise.

"What was that for?" he yelled, wiping tea from his face with his now soaked shirt.

"You know damn well what that was for. That game is deviling your mind with urges of thievery, and I won't stand for it. Now you get in that shower and wash the devil away!"

 

Can someone explain this shit?

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I agree with the article in 101%!

 

Since GTA V is a console game only right now and it makes people go RAGE mode then i see only alternative:

BAN CONSOLES! BAN GAMES ON CONSOLES! SHOOT CONSOLE GAMERS ON SIGHT!

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What.....

                                                                 ELEPHANT SEALS EVERYWHERE!

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Fun stuff.

 

I put my plan into effect, filling the rest of the glass with tea and then placing it back where I found it. Now we'd see what he was truly made of. The top half was clearly my tea because I poured it. The bottom half was his. If he was an honest man, he'd poke a hole in the bottom and drink only his own.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-grand-theft-auto-v-turned-my-son-into-monster/#ixzz2hvMKEPN4

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is....so full of stupidity lol

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lmao his kid started raging, it is fake but it is how the media reacts

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obvious joke is obvious

Quite a funny read^^

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This is some of the best satire I've ever read, this pretty much sums up My Dad's opinion on "Violent" video games like minecraft.

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The website tells it all: cracked...

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Why are you guys freaking out. Its obviously a joke haha

"The internet is a series of tubes"

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You people realize it's meant as satire right?

Lool...

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he's on genetically modded weed. /s

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Good read, thanks for the link!!! Hilarious :)

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