Fanboyism - A tale told by AwesomeAustin226

[barkloaf]

I'm using my time

To come up with this rhyme

about something that I am passionate

 

So gather around and listen

About this man name Cristian

 

Cristian was what you may call a "fanboy"

Using his Xbox filled him with joy

But he was too happy

On forums he was yappy

About why Xbox is the best

 

He got to the internet in rage, this Cristian

Anyone who disagreed he gave a quick admonition

Remember

You are an idiot if you don't use Xbox

Almost as smart as an ox

 

But Cristian didn't realize that he was the idiot

He would just crap all over it

He couldn't see common sense

Everything he saw he just gave his two cents

 

He couldn't sleep

Knowing there are people who were in what he called "the trash heap"

Everything really got to him

He let himself be grim

 

Anything he saw against Xbox or other

He had to defend as if it were his brother

 

But one night

He saw a fight

A fight online

About Xbox, PC, and PS4, they whine

 

At that moment he realized

Why not be civilized?

Does it matter?

 

Cristian

Gave himself a quick admonition

Remember

Look at things thoroughly

You talk with the dollar, that's how it should be

[barkloaf]

Note: this isn't a reference or metaphor for religion. Cristian was just what rhymed.

[byalexandr]

11 minutes ago, AwesomeAustin226 said:

Note: this isn't a reference or metaphor for religion. Cristian was just what rhymed.

It's usually spelled Christian.

 

That's just how people spell the name.

[barkloaf]

Just now, byalexandr said:

It's usually spelled Christian.

 

That's just how people spell the name.

Some people spell it without the 'h"

 

 

I also did that more because people might think I'm doing a metaphor to religion.

[byalexandr]

Just now, AwesomeAustin226 said:

Some people spell it without the 'h"

 

 

I also did that more because people might think I'm doing a metaphor to religion.

It's pretty clear that it's just the name of the person. But personally I've never seen anyone spell it that way.

 

But whatever, it's your poem. Very good one too, I enjoyed it.

[ForumTryhard]

Nice poem