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Why is 9 afraid of 7?

Because 789.

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Why is 9 afraid of 2?

Because 234.

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I ate brazilian food last night, then I shat out a soccer player this morning.

 

I'm a lot like instant noodles. Just add water and I'll splatter out of your ass two minutes later.

 

My wifi is like my wife.... fat, slow, and useless.

 

The only time I get my dick wet is in the shower.

 

When kenyan people look at my dick, they whisper to each other and say "Mufasa's back".

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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? 

Father: It means 'to be happy'. 

Son: Are you gay? 

Father: No, son. I have a wife.

Winner :D

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Winner :D

woot, congrats to the winner :) and next time tell us when the contest ends please :P

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woot, congrats to the winner :) and next time tell us when the contest ends please :P

It says october 8th in the original post

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Winner :D

thanks dude.

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a horse walks into a bar.... and is immediately kicked out as for health and safety reason no animals except guide dogs are aloud in areas that food is prepared 

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This might be a bit extreme

A priest, pedophile, and rapist walk into a bar. That's just the first guy.

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my joke: ea

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

-Adolf Hitler 

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How did that one win? It even was copied and pasted!

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How did that one win? It even was copied and pasted!

So what? I don't believe that anyone else just randomly came up with a joke for this contest xD

Besides i loved the double meaning of the joke ;)

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So what? I don't believe that anyone else just randomly came up with a joke for this contest xD

Besides i loved the double meaning of the joke ;)

it's good, but I thought we had to be original. Anyway congrats to the winner! (btw did the bundle include Blacklist?)

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

 

''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

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it's good, but I thought we had to be original. Anyway congrats to the winner! (btw did the bundle include Blacklist?)

Yes, I think it came with the 2 previous games? (I haven't played any of those before so I don't know their order). :) sorry for such a late reply.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder, make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better, do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster, raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, DONGER! ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

 

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra

Notice ends October 8 and what date is it now?

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Notice ends October 8 and what date is it now?

19th

 

OOOO watch out i got caught!!!

 

No but i still felt like posting

 

 

 

EDIT:Who was the winner then i don't see!

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder, make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better, do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster, raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, DONGER! ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

 

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19th

 

OOOO watch out i got caught!!!

 

No but i still felt like posting

 

 

 

EDIT:Who was the winner then i don't see!

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/62836-giving-away-splinter-cell-bundle/?p=870157

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