Craigslist AWESOME computer of the day.

[Flynn]

So I saw on another topic where someone was posting about craigslist postings that were bugging the shit out of them where some idiot claimed ridiculous things about a pos computer.  It got me thinking about other hilarious computer postings I run into and I thought it might be funny to consolidate them in a single post.  So if you run into a computer today that you think is funny, post it here.  We will just call this our thread of AWESOME.  (I never said I wasn't sarcastic)

 

RULES:

1:  The computer must be posted on CL within the last week, let's not get too old.

2:  Each person can only post 1 AWESOME computer per day.

3.  Tell us what you find AWESOME about the ridiculous computer you are posting.

4.  KEEP IN MIND that these are Craigslist postings.  So most likely they will be gone within a few days.  So rather than dealing with all that and also advertising for bad builds on CL, just copy past the text in your thread.  I don't have a problem with you posting to the links themselves, so until someone stops us from doing that feel free to do that as well.

5.  If you quote someone's AWESOME posting, please remove pictures from the quote.

 

This is all about sarcasm.  So feel free to be as sarcastic about how AWESOME something is as you must be!

[911^NEmeSis]

Slightly old but http://london.craigslist.co.uk/sys/4073544389.html

 

Mon

 

Pretty beast specs and ofcourse Fractal cases are the best!

[upliftsleet1974]

He wants $400 for this...What is he thinking?

Custom Quad CPU Gaming PC:


Specifics:
Processor: AMD Phenom(™) II X4 965 BE Unlocked Processor
RAM: (8gb) 2x4 Sticks of Corsair 1333, upgradeable to 16
Drives: 2 Drives, Solid State for windows and a 640gb HDD for data
Graphics: AMD Radeon 6670 1gb
Power Supply: 400W bronze
Motherboard: ASRock 970 Extreme 3 6gb/s!
Network Adapter: Realtek PCIe GBE
Sound: Soundblaster Card 5 port audio
Fans: 3 Chassi fans varying mm, as well as an Coolmaster cpu fan. LEDs
Case: Coolmaster case
Ports: 2x front USB ports, 2x Rear USB 3.0 ports, 4x rear USB 2.0 ports.
GPU has ports for HDMI and DVI

Description:
This PC was built as my primary gaming computer a few months ago. Everything runs clean and the pc is very silent as it was built to be so. The cooling keeps everything under 65C even when ultra settings are turned on in basically any game. The solid state boots very quicky, and the HDD has great RPM for data. There are hotswap bays for HDDs and Solid states. The audio on the front aux port has been disabled so the sound card could get surround sound. All of the ports are unbent and function 100%. Unfortunately, I can't afford to keep it, so i'm going to list it so that someone else can enjoy it.

Quick Parts List:
CPU: AMD Quad 3.4ghz
Ram: 8gb
Drive: SSD, HDD
GPU: Radeon 6670 1gb
PSU: 400W
Mobo: AMD usb 3.0

Windows Scores the PC as a 7.1/7.9 

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions!
Price Super Firm!

[Flynn]

This one is from last Monday:  http://nashville.craigslist.org/sys/4084596569.html

 

 

Gaming Computer and screens - $2500 (crossville)

Super fast gaming computer for sale. three cd drives, three hard drives (around 2000GB's total) GeForce gtx 650 ti boost graphics card (brand new) cm storm trooper case (can play all night and doesn't heat up and super quiet with fan speed control) 16GB ram installed for no wait gaming AMD A8-5500 APU quad core processor. 700w power supply so you can add on anything and never need to upgrade. graphics card supports three screens easily. runs World of Warcraft on ultra at 200fps. three screens add on $100 per screen (two 19" tvs and one 21.5" dell screen) and more. windows 8 64bit and wireless 300mbps 2.5/5ghz wireless card that means no lag ever and better range three antennas and soooo much more. fastest computer I have ever seen without fully breaking the bank.

 

So aside from the obvious "Super fast gaming computer" statement, I love how this person puts 2000GB's total instead of just saying 2TB.  The "can play all night and doesn't heat up" is pretty AWESOME too.  Now the absolutely best part of this, go to the link and look at these screens. If I had all three of these things on my desk at once I would expect someone to slap me.  Thank God it's only 2500 bucks, because this much AWESOME shouldn't be priced for much less.

[Stephie_Girl]

He wants $400 for this...What is he thinking?

Custom Quad CPU Gaming PC:

Specifics:

Processor: AMD Phenom(™) II X4 965 BE Unlocked Processor

RAM: (8gb) 2x4 Sticks of Corsair 1333, upgradeable to 16

Drives: 2 Drives, Solid State for windows and a 640gb HDD for data

Graphics: AMD Radeon 6670 1gb

Power Supply: 400W bronze

Motherboard: ASRock 970 Extreme 3 6gb/s!

Network Adapter: Realtek PCIe GBE

Sound: Soundblaster Card 5 port audio

Fans: 3 Chassi fans varying mm, as well as an Coolmaster cpu fan. LEDs

Case: Coolmaster case

Ports: 2x front USB ports, 2x Rear USB 3.0 ports, 4x rear USB 2.0 ports.

GPU has ports for HDMI and DVI

Description:

This PC was built as my primary gaming computer a few months ago. Everything runs clean and the pc is very silent as it was built to be so. The cooling keeps everything under 65C even when ultra settings are turned on in basically any game. The solid state boots very quicky, and the HDD has great RPM for data. There are hotswap bays for HDDs and Solid states. The audio on the front aux port has been disabled so the sound card could get surround sound. All of the ports are unbent and function 100%. Unfortunately, I can't afford to keep it, so i'm going to list it so that someone else can enjoy it.

Quick Parts List:

CPU: AMD Quad 3.4ghz

Ram: 8gb

Drive: SSD, HDD

GPU: Radeon 6670 1gb

PSU: 400W

Mobo: AMD usb 3.0

Windows Scores the PC as a 7.1/7.9 

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions!

Price Super Firm!

 

I would say it's worth 300, but honestly between the dust and the cable management.......

This one is from last Monday:  http://nashville.craigslist.org/sys/4084596569.html

 

 

 

So aside from the obvious "Super fast gaming computer" statement, I love how this person puts 2000GB's total instead of just saying 2TB.  The "can play all night and doesn't heat up" is pretty AWESOME too.  Now the absolutely best part of this, go to the link and look at these screens. If I had all three of these things on my desk at once I would expect someone to slap me.  Thank God it's only 2500 bucks, because this much AWESOME shouldn't be priced for much less.

Even an A10-5800K with 1866MHz ram cannot run wow past high settings with playable fps (30), 15-20 during heavy raid scenes.

[Flynn]

Slightly old but http://london.craigslist.co.uk/sys/4073544389.html

 

Mon

 

Pretty beast specs and ofcourse Fractal cases are the best!

 

thats actually a decent PC, not sure that qualifies for what we are doing lol.  When I say AWESOME I mean purely sarcastic.  Although I'd say that Extreme SSD sticker on a Fractal Design case definitely is AWESOME (who the hell would stick ANYTHING on a FD case?  They are so sexy)

[defunkt]

This one is from last Monday:  http://nashville.craigslist.org/sys/4084596569.html

 

 

 

So aside from the obvious "Super fast gaming computer" statement, I love how this person puts 2000GB's total instead of just saying 2TB.  The "can play all night and doesn't heat up" is pretty AWESOME too.  Now the absolutely best part of this, go to the link and look at these screens. If I had all three of these things on my desk at once I would expect someone to slap me.  Thank God it's only 2500 bucks, because this much AWESOME shouldn't be priced for much less.

wooow.. bloody hell.

[Flynn]

He wants $400 for this...What is he thinking?

 

Custom Quad CPU Gaming PC:

Specifics:

Processor: AMD Phenom(™) II X4 965 BE Unlocked Processor

RAM: (8gb) 2x4 Sticks of Corsair 1333, upgradeable to 16

Drives: 2 Drives, Solid State for windows and a 640gb HDD for data

Graphics: AMD Radeon 6670 1gb

Power Supply: 400W bronze

Motherboard: ASRock 970 Extreme 3 6gb/s!

Network Adapter: Realtek PCIe GBE

Sound: Soundblaster Card 5 port audio

Fans: 3 Chassi fans varying mm, as well as an Coolmaster cpu fan. LEDs

Case: Coolmaster case

Ports: 2x front USB ports, 2x Rear USB 3.0 ports, 4x rear USB 2.0 ports.

GPU has ports for HDMI and DVI

Description:

This PC was built as my primary gaming computer a few months ago. Everything runs clean and the pc is very silent as it was built to be so. The cooling keeps everything under 65C even when ultra settings are turned on in basically any game. The solid state boots very quicky, and the HDD has great RPM for data. There are hotswap bays for HDDs and Solid states. The audio on the front aux port has been disabled so the sound card could get surround sound. All of the ports are unbent and function 100%. Unfortunately, I can't afford to keep it, so i'm going to list it so that someone else can enjoy it.

Quick Parts List:

CPU: AMD Quad 3.4ghz

Ram: 8gb

Drive: SSD, HDD

GPU: Radeon 6670 1gb

PSU: 400W

Mobo: AMD usb 3.0

Windows Scores the PC as a 7.1/7.9 

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions!

Price Super Firm!

 

Built a few months ago with that much dust in it?  Not gonna lie, this computer SCREAMS AWESOME!

[upliftsleet1974]

Built a few months ago with that much dust in it?  Not gonna lie, this computer SCREAMS AWESOME!

I feel bad for who ever buys it lol

[Flynn]

I feel bad for who ever buys it lol

 

I just dont understand how a computer get's that dirty, was it in a dog food processing plant or something?

[Stephie_Girl]

This one is from last Monday:  http://nashville.craigslist.org/sys/4084596569.html

 

 

 

So aside from the obvious "Super fast gaming computer" statement, I love how this person puts 2000GB's total instead of just saying 2TB.  The "can play all night and doesn't heat up" is pretty AWESOME too.  Now the absolutely best part of this, go to the link and look at these screens. If I had all three of these things on my desk at once I would expect someone to slap me.  Thank God it's only 2500 bucks, because this much AWESOME shouldn't be priced for much less.

I emailed him and blasted him.  He looked upwards to max his FPS in an old world zone...

[Flynn]

I emailed him and blasted him.  He looked upwards to max his FPS in an old world zone...

 

LOL Epic

[helping]

He wants $400 for this...What is he thinking?

This PC was built as my primary gaming computer a few months ago. Everything runs clean and the pc is very silent as it was built to be so. The cooling keeps everything under 65C even when ultra settings are turned on in basically any game. The solid state boots very quicky, and the HDD has great RPM for data. There are hotswap bays for HDDs and Solid states. The audio on the front aux port has been disabled so the sound card could get surround sound. All of the ports are unbent and function 100%. Unfortunately, I can't afford to keep it, so i'm going to list it so that someone else can enjoy it.

 

 

few months ago

 

LOLYARITE.

 

Link? will email

[Flynn]

The specs are not too bad on this one, but the fact that he has a separate post for every day the last month, I couldn't help but post it (since I'm in the area today anyway).

 

In Jacksonville Florida:  http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/sys/4060511178.html

 

the price is 899, Cash only. No other trades. No fire arms of any kind, and no other computers. Cash only. Also no shipping, exchange will be done in person in a public place. 

no for the parts that are in the computer. I will include the price of each part next to it I will also add them up at the end so you can see how much it actually cost me to build this computer. I wont include the price of my time and labor.

CPU: AMD FX-8350 Vishera 4.0GHz (4.2GHz Turbo) Socket AM3+ 125W Eight-Core. Price $200

GPU: SAPPHIRE 100352-2L Radeon HD 7950 with boost 3GB 384-bit GDDR5 PCI Express 3.0 x16. Price $330

Motherboard: ASRock 990FX Extreme3 AM3+ AMD 990FX SATA 6Gb/s USB 3.0 ATX AMD. Price $120

Computer Case: Rosewill THOR V2 Gaming ATX Full Tower Computer Case. Price $130

CPU COOLER: Corsair Hydro Series H80 High Performance Liquid CPU Cooler. Price $90 

RAM: CORSAIR Vengeance 8GB (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM DDR3 1600. Price $75

Hard Drive: Seagate Barracuda ES ST3750640NS-IM 750GB 7200 RPM. Price $140

DVD Burner: ASUS 24X DVD Burner. Price $20

Power Supply: A Semi-Modular COUGAR CMX 1000 COUGAR-1000CMX 1000W ATX12V / EPS12V SLI Ready CrossFire Ready 80 PLUS BRONZE. Price $150

Operating System: Windows 7 pro 64 bit a cost if 140$

Total Price: $1395 this is what I paid

 

Now, if it cost him $1395 to build the computer, why sell it for only $899?

 

I'm having a hard time ignoring that single blue wire in the sea of red too.

[Stephie_Girl]

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/sys/4060055231.html

 

I7-3770K

GTX 780

120GB SSD

Wants 1200, not too bad IMO.

2560x1440 monitor

[megadarkwood]

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/sys/4060055231.html

 

I7-3770K

GTX 780

120GB SSD

Wants 1200, not too bad IMO.

2560x1440 monitor

Wow, not that bad.

[pspfreak]

$1000 for this?

http://chautauqua.craigslist.org/sys/4081137783.html

thats a rip

[Flynn]

$1000 for this?

http://chautauqua.craigslist.org/sys/4081137783.html

thats a rip

 

Notice that he's willing to trade for a street legal motorcycle?!?!  lol  I'll give him a lego motorcycle for it.

[pspfreak]

Notice that he's willing to trade for a street legal motorcycle?!?!  lol  I'll give him a lego motorcycle for it.

Yeah I know. People are so stupid.

[Missioncode]

http://harrisonburg.craigslist.org/sys/4089882928.html

 

not bad if you like the case rest is useless. well DDR ram is hard to find so that might we worth 4 or 5 $

[Stephie_Girl]

http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/sys/4117426795.html

 

If it works def worth the price.

[TymmVonD]

http://shoals.craigslist.org/sys/4646817109.html Wants $750.

Notice RAM slots and GPU slot choice(still x16, but is weird).

[eLucid]

Thread necros >.>

[Bloodyvalley]

-snip-

Why did you revive this thread?

[Guest]

Why did you revive this thread?

Because he is a necromancer.