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its pretty easy i'll start. I lost some memory in my computer, but I didn't mind one bit.

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That GPU turned my software into hardware.

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8 minutes ago, Overkilled said:

its pretty easy i'll start. I lost some memory in my computer, but I didn't mind one bit.

That ... is not even a pun, maybe if you said, but I dont remember.. or something

 

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9 minutes ago, NJHourigan said:

How is that not a pun, it was better than yours

Remember fits well,as it's forgotten forever rather than just replacing words 

 

I would try but it would be terrible

 

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I have so many fans I can't hear myself.

"You don't need headphones, all you need is willpower!" ~MicroCenter employee

 

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SSD: SanDisk Ultra II (240GB)
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Mouse: Mionix Naos 7000
Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB (2016) (Browns)

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Hey baby, are you IBM in the 80s? Cus you just replaced my floppy disk with a hard drive.

 

What do you call a broken motherboard? A pain in the ass to replace (anti-joke)

 

Nvidias not like they used to be. Theyre too PC and dont really say what they think.

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Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can't C sharp.

 

 

Why would a stick of laptop RAM make a bad light bulb?

... Because it's SO-DIMM!

 

 

I spent $20 million making a band about radical point operations.
We went to our first show, and we sucked.
That was one of our biggest FLOPS.

 

 

The problem with a UDP joke is that you have no idea if people got it.

 

 

So i heard the want to increase the size of a byte to 9.
If you ask me that's a bit too far.

 

 

The bank I was working for was going to upgrade their network. Something went wrong and no customer could access the bank for almost a week.

It ended up being a net loss.

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My favorite band is 1023MB, unfortunately they havent had a gig yet. 

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Y'all might have heard this one a billion times before, but what the heck

 

How many coders do you need to change a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware issue.

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1 hour ago, Real_PhillBert said:

My favorite band is 1023MB, unfortunately they havent had a gig yet. 

Incorrect. Should be:
 

My favorite band is 999MB, unfortunately they haven't had a gig yet
OR
My favorite band is 1023MiB, unfortunately they haven't had a gib yet

"You don't need headphones, all you need is willpower!" ~MicroCenter employee

 

How to use a WiiMote and Nunchuck as your mouse!


Specs:
Graphics Card: EVGA 750 Ti SC
PSU: Corsair CS450M
RAM: A-Data XPG V1.0 (1x8GB) (Red)
Procrastinator: Intel i5 4690k @ 4.4GHz 1.3V
Case: NZXT Source 210 Elite (Black)
Speakers and Headphones: Monitor Speakers and Phlips SHP9500s
MoBo: MSI Z97 PC MATE
SSD: SanDisk Ultra II (240GB)
Monitor: LG 29UM68-P
Mouse: Mionix Naos 7000
Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB (2016) (Browns)

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25 minutes ago, BingoFishy said:

Incorrect. Should be:
 

My favorite band is 999MB, unfortunately they haven't had a gig yet
OR
My favorite band is 1023MiB, unfortunately they haven't had a gib yet

I'll bet you're a riot at parties...

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C++ to C: You don't have class.

 

 

 

Hit me when you got it. LOL.

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I'd like to make a Chemistry joke, but all the good ones ARGON. *nudgenudge *winkwink

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Why do Java Programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.

 

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...
You have my Word.

 

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.

 

Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl.

 

Will this computer last five years? Obsoletely!

 

My computer is so slow it hertz.

 

Some computer equipment got shot. It was a graphic display.

 

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Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down. - Adam Savage

 

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D.VA coming soon™ xoxo

Sapphire Acer Aspire 1410 Celeron 743 | 3Gb DDR2-667 | 120Gb HDD | Windows 10 Home x32

Vault Tec Celeron 420 | 2Gb DDR2-667 | Storage pending | Open Media Vault

gh0st Asus K50IJ T3100 | 2Gb DDR2-667 | 40Gb HDD | Ubuntu 17.04

Diskord Apple MacBook A1181 Mid-2007 Core2Duo T7400 @2.16GHz | 4Gb DDR2-667 | 120Gb HDD | Windows 10 Pro x32

Firebird//Phoeniix FX-4320 | Gigabyte 990X-Gaming SLI | Asus GTS 450 | 16Gb DDR3-1600 | 2x Intel 535 250Gb | 4x 10Tb Western Digital Red | 600W Segotep custom refurb unit | Windows 10 Pro x64 // offisite backup and dad's PC

 

Saint Olms Apple iPhone 6 16Gb Gold

Archon Microsoft Lumia 640 LTE

Gulliver Nokia Lumia 1320

Werkfern Nokia Lumia 520

Hydromancer Acer Liquid Z220

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