I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERIES OF "GIRLS" AND THE "OUTDOORS"

[megadarkwood]

Ok guys, after some INTENSE googling and even some risk taking (opening the curtains and blinding myself for 3days) I have solved and confirmed many myths/mysteries.

 

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any death or spasms caused by reading this article.

 

 

The "Outdoors":

The outdoors is apparently a place of "Fun" and "Getting together with friends". APPARENTLY there are people that are NOT geeks! So that means that there are ALIENS!

I took a trip to this death hole and took some pictures like these:

The picture above shows "trees" and a "lake"

 

The picture above shows more "trees" and another "lake", but this time with a "mountain".

 

Now THIS, is something crazy, apparently you can ride these crazy contraptions that require you to use your legs to make these 2 wheels move and then you can ride around! Crazy huh?

 

Now this, is the craziest discovery EVER! The pictures you will see below are pictures of GIRLS! Girls are creatures that are in the wild and have longer hair and some other "special" features that separate them from us men.

 

 

This is the only picture I was able to take before I passed out and had to respawn.

 

 

 

Thank you for reading about my discoveries, I will try my best to answer your questions.

[_ASSASSIN_]

I am genuinely scared if you put jumpscares in those spoilers

[BoomLiam]

Preposterous!

[megadarkwood]

I still refuse to believe in an outside world, I just can't grasp the concept. It's so strange. 

 

And if girls don't have a penis then what do they pee out of?!? my brains going to explode, I need a nap

There is something else there that I have not figured out, they HAVE to pee out of SOMETHING.

[CoolBeans]

Hey it's me, on the bike

[Cacao]

I don't know about you guys, but just because I like tech and spend time on this forum doesn't mean I'm so basement guy that doesn't go outside. I know this is a joke, but still, most of us are 'normal'.

[Stewie]

What do you know, the graphics are pretty good outside.

[TheSLSAMG]

Wow, this is incredibly fascinating. They also have things called cars. They bring you places, and you never have to do this strange thing called walking.

[_ASSASSIN_]

I don't know about you guys, but just because I like tech and spend time on this forum doesn't mean I'm so basement guy that doesn't go outside. I know this is a joke, but still, most of us are 'normal'.

HOW SO

jk but srsly doe, I'm pretty sure I have female friends and enjoy the outdoors

[M-ursu]

You solved a mystery of outdoors!

[megadarkwood]

Wow, this is incredibly fascinating. They also have things called cars. They bring you places, and you never have to do this strange thing called walking.

I managed to capture a single picture of these strange devices:

[defunkt]

What do you know, the graphics are pretty good outside.

I'm so very fedup of people saying this..

[Kyzza]

Outdoors? I had a nightmare about that place!

[Cacao]

I don't think most of the people here are basement dwellers, but there's no harm in poking fun at our stereotype.

I understand, I just don't like it when people assume that when you tell them you build your own computer or something like that.

 

This whole stereotype is getting very overused and this joke is getting very old.

[TheSLSAMG]

I'm so very fedup of people saying this..

But what about the chocolate RAM?

[Matsy]

Photoshoped....

[TheSLSAMG]

I managed to capture a single picture of these strange devices:

Breathtaking, "zoom zoom" is what the beast says.

[megadarkwood]

But what about the chocolate RAM?

?

[Stewie]

I'm so very fedup of people saying this..

Haha, I was expecting a reply like this.  

[legopc]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i passed out 5 times when i tried to look at those pics  

[megadarkwood]

GUYS! I FOUND SOMETHING CALLED A "NEWSPAPER"! PEOPLE READ THESE INSTEAD OF USING THE INTERNET!

[Cacao]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i passed out 5 times when i tried to look at those pics

Yesterday I saw my mother and I died because she is a female. Then I respawned because I'm a gamer.

 

HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEU HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEU

[Cacao]

GUYS! I FOUND SOMETHING CALLED A "NEWSPAPER"! PEOPLE READ THESE INSTEAD OF USING THE INTERNET!

HEHEHEHE

[DoubleY]

Ok guys, after some INTENSE googling and even some risk taking (opening the curtains and blinding myself for 3days) I have solved and confirmed many myths/mysteries.

 

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any death or spasms caused by reading this article.

 

 

The "Outdoors":

The outdoors is apparently a place of "Fun" and "Getting together with friends". APPARENTLY there are people that are NOT geeks! So that means that there are ALIENS!

I took a trip to this death hole and took some pictures like these:

The picture above shows "trees" and a "lake"

 

The picture above shows more "trees" and another "lake", but this time with a "mountain".

 

Now THIS, is something crazy, apparently you can ride these crazy contraptions that require you to use your legs to make these 2 wheels move and then you can ride around! Crazy huh?

 

Now this, is the craziest discovery EVER! The pictures you will see below are pictures of GIRLS! Girls are creatures that are in the wild and have longer hair and some other "special" features that separate them from us men.

 

 

This is the only picture I was able to take before I passed out and had to respawn.

 

 

 

Thank you for reading about my discoveries, I will try my best to answer your questions.

HAAAWWWWTTTTTTT

[legopc]

what are those things on that so called "girl" i mean there wierd