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Scientist proves that gay marriage is impossible using magnets

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I didn't think this really would fit in the news section, considering that it is equivalent to a guy poking two fingers against each other and saying that it doesn't work.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/13/nigerian-student-science-prove-gay-marriage-wrong_n_3920879.html

 

Probably the funniest thing I've seen in the news in a while.

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lolwut

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His logic makes no sense whatsoever.... I'm not a magnet....

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guy marry a guy

 

death by stoning

 

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Not sure if science is trolling...

Or everything I know is a lie.

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wut. O.o 

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This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard....

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I didn't think this really would fit in the news section, considering that it is equivalent to a guy poking two fingers against each other and saying that it doesn't work.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/13/nigerian-student-science-prove-gay-marriage-wrong_n_3920879.html

 

Probably the funniest thing I've seen in the news in a while.

Well, can't argue with that logic. I am against gays now. I used to be all for them. But after seeing this very valid and very sound logic, my whole world is upside down.

I get 60 frames at 1080p on a dual core APU. Ask me how.

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Well, can't argue with that logic. I am against gays now. I used to be all for them. But after seeing this very valid and very sound logic, my whole world is upside down.

Yeah, I used to be a flaming homosexual about 5 minutes ago but this article has shed light on the error of my ways. I'm gonna go home and rethink my existence. Not really of course...

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Yeah, I used to be a flaming homosexual about 5 minutes ago but this article has shed light on the error of my ways. I'm gonna go home and rethink my existence. Not really of course...

FOR SCIENCE!

I get 60 frames at 1080p on a dual core APU. Ask me how.

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No wait it makes perfect sense...

 

People and magnets are the same thing, I can't believe I haven't seen this until now, it's just so damn obvious!

 

Now stand back while I make love to this magnet...

Make sure it's a magnet of the opposite sex or you're defeating the purpose :)

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this is hilarious, their parents must be proud 

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Are all the Mormons confused? 

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Funniest thing I've read all year.

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I didn't think this really would fit in the news section, considering that it is equivalent to a guy poking two fingers against each other and saying that it doesn't work.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/13/nigerian-student-science-prove-gay-marriage-wrong_n_3920879.html

 

Probably the funniest thing I've seen in the news in a while.

 

Genius.

 

And if you think about it, it makes sense. In a way xD

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I bet this guy worked with this guy:

BEHOLD!!!!!!

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