I'm Bored | Joke Thread

[Goldensapling]

I'm sitting in class bored out of my mind at the moment, please entertain me so I don't throw myself out the window. 

 

I'll get us started : "Knock Knock" - "Who's There" - "Console Peasant" - "Console Peasant Who?" - *Console Peasant is still waiting for the joke's loading screen*

 

Mods pls no delete, it's a  productive topic I promise

[lkarej]

"mods plz no deleted"

 

Sounds like a recipe for disaster xDDD

[SkilledRebuilds]

inb4 YOUR FACE

j/k's, I'm sure its lovely.

[Guest]

klop klop

wie is daar?

ki

ki wie?

[Guest]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? 

 

 

 

 

 

Snow-balls

[tbroadwater2010]

Knock Knock

Whos There?

I dont remember.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Knock knock.....

[as96]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? 

 

 

 

 

 

Snow-balls

And that you need two carrots instead of one.

[Goldensapling]

"mods plz no deleted"

 

Sounds like a recipe for disaster xDDD

I tried to start one of these once and it got deleted for "Spam"

[Decon]

Who's the serial killer?

[Goldensapling]

inb4 YOUR FACE

j/k's, I'm sure its lovely.

Actually, my original idea was to start it off with my face

 

 

 

;_;

[SkilledRebuilds]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? 

 

 

Snow-balls

I think I'll be using that this Xmas when the fam's here... Im old, but never heard it said, so I guess its a new joke for me

[GSTARR]

Three cats on top of the roof

Which one falls off first?

 

 

(The one with the smallest μ)

[tbroadwater2010]

Who's the serial killer?

I assume Captain Crunch?

 

Oh you said serial, not cereal... MY bad

[lkarej]

I tried to start one of these once and it got deleted for "Spam"

 

a long time ago I gave a guy an answer and it got deleted for "spam".

 

He even put it as best answer xDD

[Cela1]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Chicken!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Pork!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[Goldensapling]

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Imagine if my teacher came around and checked out what I was working on just then....

[FmPhenom]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

 

 

 

 

A gummy bear

 

waka waka waka

[Cela1]

Yea, lol.

[The Official Czex]

Three cats on top of the roof

Which one falls off first?

 

 

(The one with the smallest μ)

 

Mu... Kek

[UnknownEngineer]

I will defeat you all with this one joke.

 

Why do you need a very good light source when changing laptop RAM?

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Because it is SO-DIMM!

[mikat]

klop klop

wie is daar?

ki

ki wie?

gawd dayum die is slecht

[Midnitewarrior4]

i have lots but idk if its worth a warning point, and it might be to soon for some of them

[as96]

Imagine if my teacher came around and checked out what I was working on just then....

Tell him/her the joke, I'm sure he/she's gonna burst a laugh.

[asapansh]

Here we go

 

 

 

Why did the console peasant get sick in the art gallery? -There were too many frames,

Why did the console war break out? -Because they couldn't reach a better resolution.

Why did the peasant cross the road? Oncoming traffic hadn't rendered it yet. -They will not be missed

[SkilledRebuilds]

i have lots but idk if its worth a warning point, and it might be to soon for some of them

See now I'm keen as hell to hear em...