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you can't get out of your house because the snow is blocking all the doors and it shuts down electricity

 

i wish a new psu

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you can't get out of your house because the snow is blocking all the doors and it shuts down electricity

 

i wish a new psu

The new PSU is a diablowup unit.

 

I wish for a new profile pic that is christmas themed.

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Granted, It is actually a parasyte that has a beneficial relationship with you, but it is very ill so all the normal benefits do not apply. Oh, and you now have aids because it transmitted them to you.

 

I wish I had a healthy mustache creature :3

My procrastination is the bane of my existence.

I make games and stuff in my spare time.

 

 

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I wish I had a healthy mustache creature :3

Granted. You get Borat.

 

I wish to pass this semester. :D

From salty to bath salty in 2.9 seconds

 

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Granted, but you're hit by a car a week later and have severe amnesia that requires you start school from the beginning

 

I wish my earbuds would work right .-.

My procrastination is the bane of my existence.

I make games and stuff in my spare time.

 

 

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Granted, but you're hit by a car a week later and have severe amnesia that requires you start school from the beginning

 

I wish my earbuds would work right .-.

 

 

Granted. They work right, but not left.

 

I wish for some Coca-Cola.

 

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I wish for some Coca-Cola.

Granted. It's expired and the can explodes when you open it.

 

I wish I wasn't sleep deprived right now.

From salty to bath salty in 2.9 seconds

 

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Granted. It's expired and the can explodes when you open it.

 

I wish I wasn't sleep deprived right now.

 

Granted, but you're so overhyped about everything that you can't focus on anything.

 

I wish for Nolan North's voice.

 

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Granted, but you're so overhyped about everything that you can't focus on anything.

 

I wish for Nolan North's voice.

Granted, he says "Go fuck yourself."

 

I wish clean energy would be implemented much faster so we don't end up screwing ourselves over.

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Granted, he says "Go fuck yourself."

 

I wish clean energy would be implemented much faster so we don't end up screwing ourselves over.

Granted, but the solar panels suck up all the sun's energy and it disappears.

 

I wish for this thread to be locked :P

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Granted, but the solar panels suck up all the sun's energy and it disappears.

 

I wish for this thread to be locked :P

Granted, this thread gets locked, but all of LTT goes down.

 

I wish I could find a new job so i can quit the super shitty one ive got now

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Granted, this thread gets locked, but all of LTT goes down.

 

I wish I could find a new job so i can quit the super shitty one ive got now

Granted, it's worse.

 

I wish I had more wishes.

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Granted, it's worse.

 

I wish I had more wishes.

You have so many wishes that the number of wishes you have literally blows your mind.

 

I wish my car had a fucking aux jack, this is 2015, I shouldn't have to burn CDs.

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You get a new stereo but it intermittently gets stuck mariachi music for hours.

I wish for a cat that doesn't want to kill me.

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You get a new stereo but it intermittently gets stuck mariachi music for hours.

I wish for a cat that doesn't want to kill me.

You get a cat, but it likes non-lethal torture.

I would like a stockpile of the latest hardware.

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Quick thoughts on system: I7 is extremely quick and I'm glad I spent the extra for hyper-threading. I regret my decision to get the GTX 970, it has horrible coil whine. There isn't any excuse for this terrible whine I and others are having. I HIGHLY recommend a 144hz monitor. Future Improvements/upgrades: Rubber fan mounts, basic speakers, more ram (for a total of 16gb), replace GPU.

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You get a cat, but it likes non-lethal torture.

I would like a stockpile of the latest hardware.

Wish granted, but it's all broken.

I wish to have all of my friends beside me.

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Wish granted, but it's all broken.

I wish to have all of my friends beside me.

Wish granted, but they've all been stabbed and are slowly bleeding out.

I wish for my walls to be blue instead of lime-green.

"Normandy" i7 4790K - GTX 970 - Phantom 410 (Gun metal) - Z97 Extreme4 (asrock) - 128GB Crucial SSD - 1TB WD HDD - H60 Refurb. - 7 case fans | G710+ Keyboard, G230 Headset, Acer GN246HL Monitor.

Quick thoughts on system: I7 is extremely quick and I'm glad I spent the extra for hyper-threading. I regret my decision to get the GTX 970, it has horrible coil whine. There isn't any excuse for this terrible whine I and others are having. I HIGHLY recommend a 144hz monitor. Future Improvements/upgrades: Rubber fan mounts, basic speakers, more ram (for a total of 16gb), replace GPU.

144hz is love. 144hz is life. I like to submit unfinished posts then do about 20 edits. I like the Night Theme too.
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Wish granted, but they've all been stabbed and are slowly bleeding out.

I wish for my walls to be blue instead of lime-green.

Your walls are blue, but your floor is lime-green.

Thy hath sinneth, and in thy life thou hast fallen to an unholy, unspeakable level of humanity. Thou hast given into your basest needs. And suffered many years under thine Satan-box. However, if thine be willing, as thy hast show yourself to be, thy can ascendeth into thy glorious fold of the glorious church. Go well, my brother, may your temps be low and your frames high. ~ MrDynamicMan

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Your walls are blue, but your floor is lime-green.

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Your wish?

"Normandy" i7 4790K - GTX 970 - Phantom 410 (Gun metal) - Z97 Extreme4 (asrock) - 128GB Crucial SSD - 1TB WD HDD - H60 Refurb. - 7 case fans | G710+ Keyboard, G230 Headset, Acer GN246HL Monitor.

Quick thoughts on system: I7 is extremely quick and I'm glad I spent the extra for hyper-threading. I regret my decision to get the GTX 970, it has horrible coil whine. There isn't any excuse for this terrible whine I and others are having. I HIGHLY recommend a 144hz monitor. Future Improvements/upgrades: Rubber fan mounts, basic speakers, more ram (for a total of 16gb), replace GPU.

144hz is love. 144hz is life. I like to submit unfinished posts then do about 20 edits. I like the Night Theme too.
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Your wish?

I wish to not have a wish, and therefore no consequences.

 

...I feel like someone already tried this...

Thy hath sinneth, and in thy life thou hast fallen to an unholy, unspeakable level of humanity. Thou hast given into your basest needs. And suffered many years under thine Satan-box. However, if thine be willing, as thy hast show yourself to be, thy can ascendeth into thy glorious fold of the glorious church. Go well, my brother, may your temps be low and your frames high. ~ MrDynamicMan

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I wish to not have a wish, and therefore no consequences.

 

...I feel like someone already tried this...

Granted, but you can never hope nor dream.

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I wish I have a better gaming PC...

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CPU: AMD A8 5600K @ 4.2GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-F2A55M-DS2 (rev. 1.0) | RAM: 2 x Kingston Low Profile 4GB 1333MHz | GPU: Sapphire R7 260X OC 2GB DDR5 2xDVI | HDD0: Seagate Barracuda 500GB 7200RPM 3.5" (SATA II) | HDD1: WD Elements (WD Blue 1TB 3.5" SATA II) connected via USB 2.0 | HDD2: Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200rpm (SATA II) | DVD: Samsung DVD+RW combo drive | PSU: FSP Hexa 600W | Case: Aerocool PGS V | Cooling: DeepCool Gammaxx S40 (stock fan), 2x 120mm Aerocool fan 1xDeepCool 120mm fan from a scrapped heatsink

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and when you get it, lightning strikes it.

I wish for my wish to be incorruptible...

Wish not granted.

Your home town detonates because an old lady tried to pet her cat.

 

I wish for everyone else to fire Linus instead of the other way around.

Thy hath sinneth, and in thy life thou hast fallen to an unholy, unspeakable level of humanity. Thou hast given into your basest needs. And suffered many years under thine Satan-box. However, if thine be willing, as thy hast show yourself to be, thy can ascendeth into thy glorious fold of the glorious church. Go well, my brother, may your temps be low and your frames high. ~ MrDynamicMan

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Wish not granted.

Your home town detonates because an old lady tried to pet her cat.

 

I wish for everyone else to fire Linus instead of the other way around.

Granted but then they employees dont know what to do so they all quit disbanding LMG then Linus hunts you down Liam Neeson Style

 

I wish...Hmm I dunno. I wish for you guys to corrupt my wish in hilarious/fucked up way.

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