PC poems

[I need a better name]

i was taking a shower and thought to myself, "I want 2 maek pc poams an evry1 els should maek dem 2" (yes, that is how i think).

 

 

so, i'll start:

 

AMD is red,

Your mom is a hoe,

May our framerates be high,

and our tempratures low.

 

and if you don't make one, i'll kill you be very sad.

[Ceatra]

nVidia is green

so is weed

it didn't rime

but i gave 0 fucks

[Ostwind]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This thread is shit

Tits are awesome

[CydiaDash]

PC is love;

PC is life,

Liek if u cri evretim.

[Ceatra]

look at that pc

it is a prebuilt

the price is high

but the specs are low

[Atmos]

i dont make poems

i'd rather not even try

your mom's a hoe m8

if you didnt get it. then give up.

[sgtcool]

Come at me bro,

Ill **** you up and ur moms a hoe,

dont be a fag and blame the lag

[Atmos]

AMD is red

Nvidia is green

and Intel is blue

 

I have forgotten

To include a generic

"your mom's a hoe m8"

 

haiku master up in here. come get sum m8 ill fock you up.

[Kherm]

Here is a poem from Linus Sebastian, written 21st May, 2008

 

The chip I met that fateful day

 

Was called 680i.

 

They promised the world

 

It would dance, it would sing

 

But it also made me cry.

 

–7F–

 

I unwrapped my board. So excited I was,

 

That my knees were all a-quiver

 

But despite using French

 

And a knife, and a wrench

 

I just couldn’t make it deliver.

 

–7F–

 

“An overclocker’s delight” they proclaimed.

 

“Engineered for the extreme”.

 

But my Q-6-6

 

At a mere 2.6

 

Made my blood start to boil and steam.

 

–7F–

 

Fanbois weren’t impressed. They said,

 

“There’s going to be hell to pay.”

 

The partners were scared

 

Board revisions prepared

 

And nVidia saved the day.

 

–7F–

 

But all was not well in nVidia town.

 

There were still a few bugs that remained.

 

Cried the internet trolls,

 

“There are FSB holes

 

When the memory speeds are *unchained!

 

–7F–

 

“Well nothing is perfect”, nVidia said,

 

“But we’ll help you as best as we can.”

 

“Try linked and unlinked

 

Try a prayer, take a drink,

 

Or try an additional fan.”

 

–7F–

 

The BIOS rev. is now P32

 

and most everything seems to be swell

 

It BSODs

 

If I so much as sneeze,

 

But at least it’s not Apple or Dell.

 

–7F–

 

Part of the problem may lie with my RAM

 

Because I am using 8 “G”s.

 

It says it should work,

 

But it’s not without quirk

 

So the speed boost is only a tease.

 

–7F–

 

Hardware that doesn’t work quite like it says

 

Is so common these days, I’m afraid.

 

But wipe those eyes dry.

 

Replace it, don’t cry

 

And get back to your Warcraft Raid.

 

–7F–

 

It’s the heart and soul of DIY

 

And there isn’t a lot you can do.

 

You can YELL on the ‘net,

 

suck it up, buy new stuff,

 

Or just go back to nForce2.

@LinusTech

[CatCloud]

Cases are black,

Cables are blue,

This pc is shit,

And Linus is too.

10/10 IGN.

For some reason I found Linus to work with it... Kek

[Ddave]

My pc is full of dust.

Cleaning is a must.

Full of tangled wires.

OH MY GOD ITS ON FIRE.

 

 

gr8 m8 i r8 8/8.

[Gregrs]

custom builds are sick

I eat dick

 

Alienware is trash

they make me want to crash

[Shakaza]

Overclocks are fun,

I do them every day now;

My PC is cool.

 

I can rek everyone with my mad haiku skillz.

 

Aaaaand, now I've done it. I want to read Ozzie & Millie again. <3