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lopj245
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I'm fine with being stupid, but putting the blame on you? Really?

How dare you shove thermal paste on your motherboard

;)

Nvidia is to Dr Dre Beets as AMD is to KFC.

One makes you broke, the other you can get more of and have a midnight snack from the fridge when hungry again. Once you go Nvidia, you go broked, turn into an Elitist, or get the incorrect amount of VRAM.


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 I was only 9 years old. I loved Fifflaren so much, I had all the NiP merchandise and matches pirated. I prayed to Fifflaren every night before bed. Thanking him for the life I have been given. Fifflaren is love I say. Fifflaren is life. My dad hears and calls me a fuckhead. I knew he was just jelly of my passion for Fifflaren. I called him a Sw@yer. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel someone touching me. I feel someone touching me. It's Fifflaren. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear; "this is my pyjama". He grabs me with his powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Fifflaren. He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Fifflaren. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Fifflaren. He roars a viking roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Fifflaren looks straight into his eyes and says; "He is a ninja now". Fifflaren is love, Fifflaren is life 
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Prime example of why I have them sign something when I turn over a product saying it is working and in good shape, I also take pictures. I tend to avoid working on anything for people because when something goes wrong after you have TOUCHED the computer it is always your fault.

 

DRIVES ME NUTS!

“Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.”

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This level of stupidity makes my hair hurt...and it doesn't even have pain receptors....or nerve endings for that matter (my literal hair, not hair follicles)

 

Edit: HAH, fixed the typo before someone could be a smartass

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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Even Obama knows better then this!

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ROFPMSL, are you trying to kill us with laughter?

"We also blind small animals with cosmetics.
We do not sell cosmetics. We just blind animals."

 

"Please don't mistake us for Equifax. Those fuckers are evil"

 

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PMSL

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:D

 

There was another guy that cutted his GPU to fit his slot.

But i cant find it.

 

It was a 500 dollar gpu at the time.

Ouch. Must have been about the time computers were transitioning from AGP to PCIe.

"We also blind small animals with cosmetics.
We do not sell cosmetics. We just blind animals."

 

"Please don't mistake us for Equifax. Those fuckers are evil"

 

This PSA brought to you by Equifacks.
PMSL

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Dear oh dear. Kids, that's why when you don't know what you're doing you shouldn't touch things.

I cannot be held responsible for any bad advice given.

I've no idea why the world is afraid of 3D-printed guns when clearly 3D-printed crossbows would be more practical for now.

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:D

 

There was another guy that cutted his GPU to fit his slot.

But i cant find it.

 

It was a 500 dollar gpu at the time.

 

Wait, Linus did that to fit the GTX 780 in to the Mineral OIl PC>

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Wait, Linus did that to fit the GTX 780 in to the Mineral OIl PC>

He what???

"We also blind small animals with cosmetics.
We do not sell cosmetics. We just blind animals."

 

"Please don't mistake us for Equifax. Those fuckers are evil"

 

This PSA brought to you by Equifacks.
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He what???

 

He had to "circumsize" the GTX 780 to fit it in to the MIneral OIl PC

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:D

 

There was another guy that cutted his GPU to fit his slot.

But i cant find it.

 

It was a 500 dollar gpu at the time.

*Tries to fit GPU in a PCIe x1 slot*

*Doesn't fit*

*Cuts conector to PCIe x1*

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He had to "circumsize" the GTX 780 to fit it in to the MIneral OIl PC

He what???

Wait, Linus did that to fit the GTX 780 in to the Mineral OIl PC>

He didn't cut the PCIe conector, just a bit off the cooler to make it fit, nothing wrong with that.

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He didn't cut the PCIe conector, just a bit off the cooler to make it fit, nothing wrong with that.

 

He didn't cut the PCIe conector, just a bit off the cooler to make it fit, nothing wrong with that.

 

Ohhh..., I misunderstood that, but you can always buy PCIE Risers.

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What an imbecile. What you did is the best way to deal with someone like that.

"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Apology 38a, Socrates


 

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