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The shock had some weird radiation embedded, making his #1 gaming rig infuse with his body. Now half man/half intel+nvidia gaming rig - he can walk the streets and game; AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

 

He solves crime by breaking into console peasants homes, and blinding them with his hand/mouse's optical bean for ruining games for the pc master race.

 

His 1200 PSU embedded in his legs gives him the ability to outrun a train.

 

His quad 980s infused with his eyes let him see through walls, and have a huge render distance. Real life finally has good graphics.

 

> Finally a superhero I think would be awesome. Can somebody draw him (Possibly punching a console peasant [peasant has to be wearing a fedora])

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He's our hero's arch villain for spreading the "mac way"

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I would have used a 1600W PSU and quad 290Xs to give him heat vision

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I would have used a 1600W PSU and quad 290Xs to give him heat vision

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I would have used a 1600W PSU and quad 290Xs to give him heat vision

and a AMD-9XXX series cpu with an air cooler that can barely cool it enough for it to function.

My PC:

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MOBO: MSI B450 Tomahawk Max, CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 3600, Cooler: BeQuiet! Dark Rock 3, GPU: Gigabyte GTX 1050ti D5 4G, Ram: 16GB (2x8) HyperX Fury DDR4, Case: NZXT S340, Psu: Be Quiet! Pure Power 11 600W , HDD's: WD 1TB Caviar Blue, WD 256GB Scorpio Blue, WD 2TB Caviar Blue  SSD: Sandisk SSD PLUS 240Gb

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The shock had some weird radiation embedded, making his #1 gaming rig infuse with his body. Now half man/half intel+nvidia gaming rig - he can walk the streets and game; AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

He solves crime by breaking into console peasants homes, and blinding them with his hand/mouse's optical bean for ruining games for the pc master race.

His 1200 PSU embedded in his legs gives him the ability to outrun a train.

His quad 980s infused with his eyes let him see through walls, and have a huge render distance. Real life finally has good graphics.

> Finally a superhero I think would be awesome. Can somebody draw him (Possibly punching a console peasant [peasant has to be wearing a fedora])

WHERE IS THE FREKING AMD?

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The shock had some weird radiation embedded, making his #1 gaming rig infuse with his body. Now half man/half intel+nvidia gaming rig - he can walk the streets and game; AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

 

He solves crime by breaking into console peasants homes, and blinding them with his hand/mouse's optical bean for ruining games for the pc master race.

 

His 1200 PSU embedded in his legs gives him the ability to outrun a train.

 

His quad 980s infused with his eyes let him see through walls, and have a huge render distance. Real life finally has good graphics.

 

> Finally a superhero I think would be awesome. Can somebody draw him (Possibly punching a console peasant [peasant has to be wearing a fedora])

lol the only problem is he would become outdated unless he could fuse with the new hardware.

 

I would have used a 1600W PSU and quad 290Xs to give him heat vision

lol that is a great choice.

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and a AMD-9XXX series cpu with an air cooler that can barely cool it enough for it to function.

+ R9 295X2 with a stock AMD air cooler = world explodes

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> He does not use AMD because they don't make "best in socket" hardware. He only uses the most expensive hardware (Intel+invidia+asus mobos)

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(I put everything in General, every other section is as dead as our IRC channel) 

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And another man got fused with a ps4 and xbox 1.

 

You spoiled the season 2 villain :@ 

 

The console dude's secret is oneday a spider fell on a cookie his grandma baked while he was gaming in the basement (where he lives), and not only the consoles fused with him. He can squirt toxic doritos, do MLG shit, and fling sharp ass doritos.

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You spoiled the season 2 villain :@ 

 

The console dude's secret is oneday a spider fell on a cookie his grandma baked while he was gaming in the basement (where he lives), and not only the consoles fused with him. He can squirt toxic doritos, do MLG shit, and fling sharp ass doritos.

 

Well he is the arch enemy to the pc man and has over 9000 power and can squirt mountain dew and has armour as hard as dorito's

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Well he is the arch enemy to the pc man and has over 9000 power and can squirt mountain dew and has armour as hard as dorito's

 

(Doritos crunch very easy, not a real good choice of armor; a better choice would be the strength of his virginity) 

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and a AMD-9XXX series cpu with an air cooler that can barely cool it enough for it to function.

Maybe a nuclear mode where he explodes in case of inescapable danger?

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Maybe a nuclear mode where he explodes in case of inescapable danger?

And then the cheesy hands, mountain dew squirting peasant will get the antec cooler for his bone and realise what he did... Oh god the spoilers :P

My PC:

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MOBO: MSI B450 Tomahawk Max, CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 3600, Cooler: BeQuiet! Dark Rock 3, GPU: Gigabyte GTX 1050ti D5 4G, Ram: 16GB (2x8) HyperX Fury DDR4, Case: NZXT S340, Psu: Be Quiet! Pure Power 11 600W , HDD's: WD 1TB Caviar Blue, WD 256GB Scorpio Blue, WD 2TB Caviar Blue  SSD: Sandisk SSD PLUS 240Gb

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Our hero has run into an issue:

 

HOW CAN ONE FIGHT CRIME, IF ONE DOES NOT GO OUTSIDE?

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