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What do you think is linus his worst joke?

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Linus makes a lot of very bad joke in his videos. Especially the one where he has a watter bottle in his pants in this video

Or the "in this case" joke in nearly every case revieuw.

But what do you think was his worst joke?

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He definitely makes some painful jokes. My worst is holy balls though. Not that bad, but I just dislike the phrase.

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I am French and He's Canadian, there are no jokes he makes that make me laugh, there are too sweet.

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Linus doesn't make bad jokes, he makes masterpieces.

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He definitely makes some painful jokes. My worst is holy balls though. Not that bad, but I just dislike the phrase.

 

He's didn't really come up with the phrase "Holy balls!" though. Give an example from his originals.

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He's didn't really come up with the phrase "Holy balls!" though. Give an example from his originals.

Oh no, I know he didn't come up with it. It's just something he says that I dislike.

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how the hell should i remeber?

 

I would say all :P

 

Well at least we laugh, not with jokes but with linus, so the result is ok...

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He made a dick joke once, don't remember which vid it was though.

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He made a dick joke once, don't remember which vid it was though.

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His jokes actually aren't that bad. I've certainly heard worse. They can actually be pretty good.

Something, something, something, famous quote, computer specs, and stuff...

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Is that a graphics card in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

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He made a dick joke once, don't remember which vid it was though.

The 760 DCUII one where he says "penis extension" in reference to the cooler being longer than the PCB?

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The 760 DCUII one where he says "penis extension" in reference to the cooler being longer than the PCB?

 

Not that one but that's really nice though! :D

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I don't mind Linus' and others' jokes.

However, those videos in which Slick tries so hard to be funny doing something (not saying) are really painful.

 

Nerd jokes are fine, jugglery not that much to me...

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i guess when you are coming up with a tight scheduled script & the creatives have to come up with a joke to be added on the script on that instant, they'll stumble all of them does, you can see this in most of em talk shows & even on TV transcripts.. Let it just slip, atleast they aren't just juicing out the videos for sponsorship & cash alone , they're Putting in an effort to entertain audiences which makes this quite a good media group imo.

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Honestly to me, the banned commercial is entirely a joke, I don't know why it's even banned, considering that almost any American teenager can tell he's got a paintball gun (which looks nothing like a real gun, at least for the most part) and not a real gun or prop gun. I guess Canadians can't tell the difference on screen?

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His jokes are so bad they're good!

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This! 

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Depending on what you classify as a "bad" joke. Check out the video where he reviews the Logitech unified remote thing and says something about his wife needing more than battery powered gizmos to get her excited.

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